I WILL PLAYTEST HACKS 4 DEAD GUYS (offer).
if you draw a map sprite of a dead guy i will PLAYTEST YOUR HACK (offer).
this dead guy MUST BE DEAD. this dead guy MUST BE ON THE GROUND.
if you draw them and submit to the repo, i WILL PLAYTEST YOUR HACK (offer).
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q: “ooooooo can i give u a dead guy and you’ll playtest my friends hack?”
A: i’m not forcing myself through TWENTY FIVE CHAPTERS of a goddamn TROLL HACK. if you draw a DEAD GUY. i’m playing YOUR HACK (offer)
Q: “yeah but i made the music/portraits/cgs/asm/something minor but i’m not the main creator/supports for this hack”
A: ONLY IF IT WAS MADE FOR THE HACK.
Q: “hey bandana how swag epic awesome do you want this dead guy”
A: ONE MAP SPRITE. it DOESN’T have to be ANIMATED. you DON’T have to draw a correspondent MOVING SPRITE (UNLESS YOU WANT TO). i’m FINE with SPLICES, but there SHOULD be SOME LEVEL OF QUALITY. if you JUST RECOLOR the STUPID CAPE, i WON’T PLAYTEST YOU. (i’ll be generous i guess)
Q: “what is a dead guy”
A: THIS SHOULD NOT BE A FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTION
it’s one of these STATIONARY MAP SPRITES OF DEAD GUYS.
Q: “hey bandana how many chapters will u playtest”
A: FIFTEEN CHAPTERS. if your hack has LESS than 15 chapters DON’T WORRY. i’ll play the CURRENTLY RELEASED CHAPTERS and then in the future if you MAKE MORE, i’ll PLAYTEST THEM UNTIL I GET 15 DONE. this rule is only so i don’t have to play any 50 CHAPTER ODYSSEYS, so tbh if your hack is GOOD, i will probably PLAY MORE ANYWAY.
Q: “why do u think ur playtests are so important. i played fire emblem: rust and marble and it sucked.”
A: first of all, YOU PLAYED IT WRONG. second of all, i consider my input VALUABLE WHEN IT COMES TO FIRE EMBLEM. i will also PLAYTEST VIA STREAMING THE GAME. i think this is THE BEST METHOD TO RECEIVE INPUT (in real time).
Q: “whyyyyyyyy are you doing this”
A: /uj there’s like 2 corpses in the repo. every time i see a corpse in a hack i laugh because 9 times out of 10 it’s just my pfp. i also feel i’m actually kinda uncultured when it comes to playing longer-form rom hacks, so this kills 2 birds with one stone. it also gives me a “bit” on the forum, so to speak. everyone loves a guy with a bit.
CURRENT DEBT LIST
BARGAINER: BigMood
CHAPTERS PLAYTESTED: oh he didn’t need playtesting he just believed in my quest.
DEAD GUY PORTRAIT:
BARGAINER: Hatsuru
CHAPTERS PLAYTESTED: 0/15
DEAD GUY PORTRAIT:
BARGAINER: WiiSportsRemote
CHAPTERS PLAYTESTED: 0/30
DEAD GUY PORTRAIT(s):
BARGAINER: Polinym
CHAPTERS PLAYTESTED: 18/18 (time 4 tom is only 18 chapters)
DEAD GUY PORTRAIT:
(alt by me to make it more in line with fe8 colors. not my best work.)
BARGAINER: CanDy
CHAPTERS PLAYTESTED: 0/6 /15
DEAD GUY PORTRAIT:
BARGAINER: ToGY
CHAPTERS PLAYTESTED: 0/15
DEAD GUY PORTRAIT:
BARGAINER: Augenis
CHAPTERS PLAYTESTED: 11/11 /15
DEAD GUY PORTRAIT:
BARGAINER: Great Doot
CHAPTERS PLAYTESTED: 0/15
DEAD GUY PORTRAIT:
BARGAINER: MegaCowSamMan
CHAPTERS PLAYTESTED: 0/15 /15
DEAD GUY PORTRAIT:
alts
BARGAINER: TheGreatNothing
CHAPTERS PLAYTESTED: 0/4 /15
DEAD GUY PORTRAIT:
more alts i guess
BARGAINER: Dat
CHAPTERS PLAYTESTED: 3/3 /15
DEAD GUY PORTRAIT:
BARGAINER: Ash3wl
CHAPTERS PLAYTESTED: 0/15
DEAD GUY PORTRAIT:
BARGAINER: Sussy_Nate
CHAPTERS PLAYTESTED: 0/15
DEAD GUY PORTRAIT:
discord server
in case i don’t update the chapters cleared here i’ll always update them on my discord server
The Bandana Splits Shack