Nothing you’ve said EXPLICITLY states “is designed to soak up hundreds of dollars from whales who don’t know any better”, just “takes an eternity”- which, admittedly, could be used to funnel players towards an alternative designed to soak up hundreds of dollars from whales who don’t know any better.
I don’t care if your game is explicitly designed around not playing it, if it isn’t gachapon lootboxes, it’s better than gachapon lootboxes. and if it IS gachapon lootboxes, 