Pickles Are Awful and a Blemish On the Culinary Landscape

First off… TRUE!

2nd off I cannot stand vegetable textures. Potatos and carrots go fine, but pickles are just so eh. I only had them literally in macdonalds, where they were ok but I kinda just want to pass through them asap to get to the meaty seasoned end.

Edit: forgor it was not the cheddar that had it

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Based pickle hater

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euro pickles: yuck

every other culture’s pickled vegetables: yum

easy

Pickles make me fart alot, still like them, still eat them

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Mcdonalds pickles set a very bad example.

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True and also facts. Not all pickles are created equal. Being a pickle connoisseur myself, I like a good, natural pickle that has been slightly fermented along with being pickled and in the form of slices. This, however, is very rare to find.

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Hmmm. I like the taste of pickles, but I can’t stand eating them. Same thing with onions.

But hey, why would you claim that pickles are bad while you couldn’t fine a good one? Kimchi is the best and could be called the king of pickle, and you can find them very easy on Amazon

Exhibit B

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That looks good except for who the hell thought pickle Pepsi is a good idea

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I will kill whoever made Pickle Pepsi.

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That looks so good.

He’s specifically referring to the cucumber abominations you find in McDonalds cheeseburgers

I share the same sentiment but with raisins instead

The levels of excess in KFC’s pickled menu is a sin in of itself
Utterly abhorrent and indefensible
(jokes aside this is such a completely unhinged gimmick menu i mean what)

Don’t let Hisame find this thread. Being a pickle fan is all he has going for him and I don’t wanna break the poor boy’s heart.

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Pickles with bread and paté is quite nice

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this guy, this guy did. He seems pretty nice tbh.

also as per the op, I myself do not like pickles, but when I eat out I try to eat 1 bite of whatever dish they come in before removing all pickles from my plate. My intent is that this form of (shock) exposure therapy will one day result in my having a more balanced taste palette. It has been maybe 8 years since I started this practice and I still hate pickles. Pickle apologists can’t fault me for not trying though.

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Sounds like someone is in a pickle…

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