Pickles Are Awful and a Blemish On the Culinary Landscape

thats it thats the thread

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:index_pointing_at_the_viewer: picky eater

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I am going to shove a pickle-

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Capitalist food chains have brainwashed the people into thinking pickles are bad by making the absolutely worst and most dogshit pickles anyone has ever had the displeasure of tasting

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I love a good dill pickle that’s slightly fermented

sure let me ruin my perfectly good burger by adding the flavour equivalent of a flashbang straight into my face
pickles are a salty sour assault on the senses and they are nasty

what are you, an olive apologist?

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hell no‼️ i hate olives too‼️

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I hate olives and love pickles. I also happen to love salt.

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Uh I don’t eat olives nor pickles. I prefer spinach.

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I don’t eat any of those. All i want on my burger is meat, cheese, mustard(preferably spicy) and nice, crunchy lettuce. crumch.

i’m hungry. I want to crunch crunchy lettuce.

I grew up on cheeseburgers with pickles. “What do you want from McDonalds?” “ A cheeseburger with pickles mom, like always”

I put hot sauce on my pickles.

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Jail.

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Guilty! Death!

phoenix-wright-judge

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Never eaten one before tbh

Pickles are good and everyone who disagrees is a sissy, end of the story!

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you’ve never had a good pickle

I like pickles a lot but they aren’t the easiest thing to find a fit for. I’ve definitely had a few jars that just lingered in the back of the fridge forever, which is why I wound up saying fuck it and just eating them straight from the jar.

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I’M PICKLE WENDY