thats it thats the thread
picky eater
I am going to shove a pickle-
Capitalist food chains have brainwashed the people into thinking pickles are bad by making the absolutely worst and most dogshit pickles anyone has ever had the displeasure of tasting
I love a good dill pickle that’s slightly fermented
sure let me ruin my perfectly good burger by adding the flavour equivalent of a flashbang straight into my face
pickles are a salty sour assault on the senses and they are nasty
what are you, an olive apologist?
hell no‼️ i hate olives too‼️
I hate olives and love pickles. I also happen to love salt.
Uh I don’t eat olives nor pickles. I prefer spinach.
I don’t eat any of those. All i want on my burger is meat, cheese, mustard(preferably spicy) and nice, crunchy lettuce. crumch.
i’m hungry. I want to crunch crunchy lettuce.
I grew up on cheeseburgers with pickles. “What do you want from McDonalds?” “ A cheeseburger with pickles mom, like always”
Jail.
Guilty! Death!

Never eaten one before tbh
Pickles are good and everyone who disagrees is a sissy, end of the story!
you’ve never had a good pickle
I like pickles a lot but they aren’t the easiest thing to find a fit for. I’ve definitely had a few jars that just lingered in the back of the fridge forever, which is why I wound up saying fuck it and just eating them straight from the jar.
I’M PICKLE WENDY
