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Prologue: IT BEGINS

Hi, hi! I’ll be narrating my own thoughts as I play.

And of course, on Difficult. I’m no coward.

To get to him, I need to go through you!
I… I think. Where even am I?

Oh no… I’ve been surrounded!

My lady Void, I’m here!

I can’t afford to lose here… Come and fight me, and I’l- oh wait that’s leeroy

…Timely as usual, I see. What took you so long?

Forgive my tardiness, Void. I’ve brought some men willing to fight for us.

Alright. Names, please.

The name’s Tam! You can count on me!

I’m Tim… Though I prefer to be called Timathan.

So…you’re brothers, right?

Well, uh, yeah, actually!

How could you tell?

Ugh… Never mind. You two deserve to be slammed for those names.

…Are these really all that you managed to bring, Leeroy?

I’m here too.

Really? Well damn, that’s a good joke.

Oh my god, no. You’re serious, aren’t you.

Indeed I am. Leeroy was searching for a soldier, so-

Leeroy, you suck at conscripting. Watch me blitz through my enemies!

The first… of many.

It would be unwise to try and engage all of those enemies at once.

That’s a bold statement coming from you. I’d like to see you try the same.

I… would prefer not to try something like that…

Exactly. Go and stab someone off in the distance, or something.

As you command…

YOU

YOUR BLOOD WILL BE USED TO PAINT THE PATH OF OUR VICTORY

That’s a good Leeroy.

Thank you, my lady.

Hey, you’re not the only man who can down another man in one hit! Observe my power!

Ok, you know what? Maybe you’re cool. Maybe.

The enemy charges onwards! Look out!

Get the pink haired girl!

Oh, please. I’m more than a match for you, and I’l-

Ow! OWW!

Leeroy… I got hit…

OH THOSE BASTARDS

ALL OF THE BLOOD YOU SAVAGES COULD SPILL WOULD NEVER ATONE TO THE WOUNDS YOU’VE BROUGHT UPON MY MASTER

We’ve got a fighter to the east!

Not to worry, I’ve got this sucker. Brother, can you deal with the other fighters?

No troubles over here.

…

…

Is everything alright?

Yeah… Everything’s fine. Probably…

Bring me closer to the enemy! I need to get in the fight!

And THAT’S how you do it! Take notes, everyone!

Phew… I’m feeling better now.

Alright, you peons! We’re moving in on that castle.

So, that girl’s planning to retake our base? Everyone! Hold your ground at all costs! Do NOT move from your positions!

Yes, sir!

Void, it appears the enemy is holding a defensive position at the fortress.

And one of them is in heavy armor? Idiot. Leave that walking chunk of metal to me. The rest of you, deal with the stragglers.

Brother, would you like to?

I’m glad you asked, Brother!

Two down, woo!

I’ve got the last one. Watch.

And for our defensive position to fail… No matter! I will grant you the honor of dying to the name of O’Neill! You will be the first to die!

Really? You know, all of your friends died first.

Damn you! Take this!

Gghhh… You… stabbed me…!

Your life is forfeit for that! Die!

With every adversary I slay, my strength grows.

And with that, victory is ours!

Congratulations, everyone. You did better than I expected.

I’m afraid we can’t do that, Void. We still have a long way to go before we can defeat the Demon King.

What?! How come?! I need to avenge my parents now.

That isn’t possible now, Void. When your father was killed, the Demon King took the only weapon able to kill him… The Super Blitz. Attempting to challenge him now would be tantamount to suicide.

Well, how long will it take us to get the Super Blitz?

Let’s see… Judging by the length of a full fan project… times… hmmm… I’ll hazard a guess it’ll take us 29 more battles.

…gently caress.

Without the Super Blitz, we cannot slay the Demon King for good. Apologies.

Actually, scratch that. Leeroy, I always hate you.

I know, Void… I know…

END OF CHAPTER

Alright, my thoughts! Prologue is a pretty fun, albeit pretty easy chapter.

It’s easy, but I like that you can’t just throw Void or Tam into all of the enemy ranges and win. As for units…

Promotion Path: Lord -> Great Lord (Lunar Brace)
Skills: Aether, Shove, Bond
Learned Skills: Rightful King (Lv. 10 Lord), Canto (replaces Shove, Great Lord), Nihil (Lv. 5 Great Lord), Lancebreaker (Lv. 15 Great Lord)
E rank Lances, can wield Blitz Lance and Super Blitz

Void’s a pretty awesome lord. Her bases aren’t that impressive, but they pick up quickly. After promotion she becomes one of the best units in the game. I’ll be waiting until Level 10 so I can stack Aether and Rightful King, though I also need to get her as much EXP as possible for Nihil so she can sponge status staves.

Promotion Path: Paladin
Skills: Provoke, Canto, Discipline, Elbow Room
Learned Skills: Rally Skill (Lv. 5), Aegis (Lv. 15)
A rank Swords, A rank Lances

A very weird Jeigan. He has insane offensive bases, but instead of falling off due to not being able to fight enemies well, he instead falls off due to his garbage bulk. We’ll be relying on him a lot in the earlygame, but he’ll be too frail later on to be worth deploying.

Promotion Path: Soldier -> Recruit (Knight’s Crest)
Skills: Galeforce, Reposition, Camaraderie
Learned Skills: Rally Strength (Lv. 10 Soldier), Paragon (Lv. 10 Recruit)
D rank Lances

Rock bottom bases, but good growths. He won’t be seeing any use outside of earlygame Reposition utility because training him isn’t worth the effort, even with Galeforce.

Promotion path: Fighter -> Warrior or Hero (Hero’s Crest)
Skills: Even Rhythm (Tim), Odd Rhythm (Tam), Fiery Blood,
Learned Skills: Desperation (Lv. 10 Fighter), Death Blow (Lv. 5 Warrior), Counter (Lv. 15 Warrior), Sol (Lv. 5 Hero), Axebreaker(Lv. 15 Hero)
D rank Axes (Tim), C rank Axes (Tam)

Tim has better growths, while Tam has better bases. I’m on the fence for Tim, but I’m absolutely going to make use of Tam, and some of the problems with his worse growths are resolved on promotion to Hero anyways. He might hit the bench if he’s repeatedly unlucky with level ups, but his growths are not even that bad.

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Forgive my tardiness, Void.

Yikes, ableist language there, Smugphraim. It’s hammer time.

[Darrman]

Hopefully you don’t end up stopping after four chapters. That was the worst part of the let’s play.

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I’m glad you’re all liking it so far. Not to worry, we won’t be stopping at Chapter 4.

Chapter 1: Secret Chapter

So, is this the secret place? Our path is to the north, but that village is in the way.

We may have to find another route… Worse yet, we’ve been surrounded by enemies.

But I found this scroll on the ground. Let’s give it a read…

Psst… Over here!

What the hell is that.

Excuse me?

What are you? A really short old guy?

What? Can’t you tell I’m just a kid?

Look, You’re the only people I can depend on. Do you want that village out of the way?

Razed to the ground.

Me too. However, I’m being targeted. If I leave the fort, the archers will shoot me down. I need your help.

All you need to do is carry me there, and I’ll take care of the rest.

Okay, sure. Let’s move out, everyone!

Hatchet in position! We’ll make mincemeat out of these archers!
That’ll leave the cavalry as easy pickings, too.

Hell yeah! More strength!

You! Hand over your gold!

Really, now? Is that the hill you’ll die on?

Good grief… I don’t know how long I can keep this up…

Holy poo poo, that woman’s strong…

Leeroy! I want you to conscript that girl with the red hair into our army!

Very well! I’ll do it at once!

HEY YOU THERE

I WANT YOU TO JOIN MY ARMY

Hm? Are you speaking to me?

yes

please join us

Hmm… Well, you’re not with those Donateenary brutes… Alright, I’ll join you, if you can do me a favor.

VOID

WE HAVE TO DO ANOTHER FAVOR

Ugh… What is it?

See, I’d love to help you, but one of my sisters left something very important in the nest of a Draco Zombie… Or are they called Necrodragons now?

The chest is over there at the nest. Here, you’ll also need this.

Regardless, help me out and I’ll help you out. You’d want the help of a Secret Unit, don’t you?

I see… We’ll do our best. Doesn’t seem too tough anyways.

A zombie dragon? That can’t be too difficult to dea-

WHAT

…

LEEEEEEEEEEROY

I am NOT fighting that.

Our enemies are no match for us, Brother.

Indeed, Brother! We’re laying these sad fools to waste!

Good job. I’m heading down to blitz a path through to the nest.
Not if I have anything to say about it!

W-What the…?! This power…

What just happened? D-Did anyone see that?

Anyone? No?

…

Tam LAUGHS at your pathetic attempts to fight me!

Strength and HP! Niiiice! Oh, and a bunch of other useless stats, I guess.

Today is truly a fortunate day, Brother.

Leeroy! The kid wants to travel with you!

…

Who are you, and when did you get in our army?

I… what?

Today is not a fortunate day for our enemies.

This is so easy, it’s worrying. Could I perhaps be too powerful?

Your fighters cannot fight, and your archers cannot, uh, arch? Cannot archery?

I’d say either works, Brother.

If you insist, Brother.

YOU

I’M TAKING THIS FROM YOU

TIME TO RUN AWAAYYYYYYY

Uh, okay. I’ll carry onwards with the brothers and the kid while you get Anna to join us.

Hey, you two, how’s it-

Holy crap, you really cleaned up here.

Did you expect any less?

In a cosmic sort of way, yes.

Then allow us to demonstrate.

YOU SUCK

Tch…

YOUUUUU SUUUUUCCC-

Shut up! You’re too loud.

bold words coming from you of all people Good work.

I apologize, Brother.

Not to worry, Brother. We’ve annihilated the enemy, so that leaves nothing to do but get to the village!

Oh, wait. We left a straggler over there. Go bury him.

Reminds me… Am I forgetting someone?

Miss, I’m here with the kid!

Wait, no, I don’t think I am forgetting someone…

How did fighting the enemies go?

Oh, right, the kid. Yeah, we slaughtered them.

Let’s get back to the village.

That reminds me, did Leeroy get to that woman?

HEY YOU THERE

I WANT YOU TO JOIN MY ARMY

Hm? Oh, it’s you again.

yes

please join us

Did you bring the card from the dragon’s nest?

YES HERE IT IS

I could tell.

By the way, do you need some money?

WAIT WHAT

Purchases made: 1 Torch, 2 Vulneraries.

You there! I’m taking everything from you!

We’re moving in! Don’t get left behind.

Hey, kid. Now’s your time. You better not be lying to me.

Thanks, girl. You need a road through the village, right?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

H-Holy poo poo!

I… Um…

You needed a road. I gave you one.

…Fair enough.

Our paths split here. Before you leave, here’s some life advice.

Village rhymes with pillage. Never forget.

Right.

END OF CHAPTER

Honestly a pretty fun and creative chapter. Very easy, but not much else I really need to say.

NOTE: This units receives autolevels, so their stats may vary.
Promotion Path: Myrmidon -> Swordmaster or Assassin (Hero Crest)
Skills: Lucky Seven, Duelist’s Blow
Learned Skills: Vantage(Lv. 10 Myrmidon), Crit Boost(Lv. 1 Swordmaster), Astra(Lv. 5 Swordmaster), Swordfaire(Lv. 15 Swordmaster), Lethality(Lv. 1 Assassin), Lifetaker(Lv. 5 Assassin), Pass(Lv. 15 Assassin)

The first of three sisters, and a pretty great unit. Think of her like Rutger from FE6, but if she was invincible on player phase. She’s great for fighting bosses on thrones and a good wielder of Stone, though she’s held back a bit by her poor enemy phase performance.

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Doubleposting but relevant poll:

Update mugs to their newer versions, if one exists?
e.g. Tye’s updated mug in Resonance

• Yes
• No

[Klokinator]

You’ve pretty much skipped over characters. Be nice to see stats, growths, skills.

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On one hand, those are available on the r/fe subreddits’ discussions for those units, but on the other hand, you’re right. I’ll update the older parts’ analysis on them, mostly just wanted to throw in general thoughts on those units.

As for the poll, it’s not 24 hours but I’m closing it now as I can’t make a part today.
Only a few characters have different mugs anyways, stuff like requantizations will be updated too

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Requantizations will just use better quality images of their art, while characters from sprites derived from another source (e.g. Grit, Zigludo, Marf) will use the sprites from that source