How to implement new(ish) staves?

[Snakey1]

If you wish to change the behavior of the game in this way, you have to change the code. This kind of thing requires ASM.
Check this guide out if you’d like to learn:

GBAFE Assembly for Dummies, by Dummies

PLEASE DO NOT POST. THIS IS NOT FINISHED. Greetings, fleshlings! You may have heard that assembly hacking, or “asm”, is incredibly difficult and is only pursued by the bravest of souls after many years of study under an old man on a mountain. This is completely wrong. For starters, do you have any idea how difficult it is to get wifi on a mountaintop? Not to mention the wind and snow wreaks havoc on our creaking bones. It is true that learning and applying it takes time, but that goes for just …