(Note: Been hearing for years by many how bad Fates’ storyline is. This project isn’t to take from those who truly enjoy this game. This is clearly a fan based, fan directed, fan dedicated project that I myself will put work into as well. Like a lot of work. This isn’t to crap on those who enjoy things about Fates. This isn’t to shame those who do. This is a project I have been thinking about for a bit. If you wish to join the server and lend a hand or even just enjoy the fruits of the labor go ahead. No one is forcing you to. Also, not going to put down or shame those who have an opinion about this project. You may have and share your opinions as long as they aren’t trying to start problems. Enjoy this cringy advertisement and Fire Emblem in general. Have a good one!)
Hey there, you beautiful Dastards!
Have you ever said to yourself while playing Fire Emblem: Fates “Wow! This is a disaster!” (Trust me, we all did at some point.) Well you’re in luck, because I told myself that several times. Still clicked on Branch of Fate for like my umpteenth playthrough, but that’s because I’m a masochist that hates myself!
Sure, the gameplay mechanics are great … most of the time. But, everything else is trash!
Story … Trash!
Supports … Trash!
Characters … Holy hell, Intsys! What were you thinking!
Here we have the noble Hoshidan Samurai, Ryoma! Regal Lobster man of Bushido Badassness! And, then we have Fury 3! You know, brown hair? Samurai Swords! Son kind of resents him. No, not Ryoma you know … that guy. Fury 3! What was his name again?
Or, how about Pink Ryoma with thighs? You know, the woman who blames a kidnapping victim for being kidnapped.
What about Harley Qu … Peri?
Crimson Chi … All Might? Okay, he’s a precious Cinnabon who protects another Cinnabon.
Camilla. Yeah, I can hear all the Heroes players groan at the mention of that name.
And, can we discuss why Flora turned herself into Sigurd 2.0? There literally was no point!
Well no more! Because me, my two trusty co-writers (Who I owe all of this to), and perhaps you are here to save the day and MFGAL. That’s right, we’re going to Make Fates Great At Last!
So, why are you still reading this possibly, indefinitely, cringy post for?! Jump on over to our dedicated Discord server where we will discuss and collaborate to work on:
- Several Plot points!
- Polishing up Characters!
- Rewriting Support Convos!
- And, make a game that tries to push the message of “War isn’t Black and White … it’s Gray” push that message.
- Make Birthright play like an actual FE game. (Maybe. Haven’t discussed if we were going to adjust gameplay changes)
- Oh, and finally giving several “things” in Fates purpose. Not gonna name names.
- Or, you still can join and be the first to receive and test out patches and have meaningful discussions about things FE related. Your choice!
Join the Fire Emblem: Fates 2! Electric Boogaloo! Server today!
And yes, we’ll finally make Dancing Lucina an actual character. Don’t worry. We didn’t forget about her.