[FE8 PME] The Ultimate PME, of all time, really

[Rye_on_Speed]

Hello, Fire Emblem Universe! My name is Rye on Speed, and while I have been a very vocal and outspoken critic of the PME trend for the past 2 years, I have decided to try and make one myself to see what the hype is all about!

This PME will feature custom dialogue, custom supports, and custom classes that people may submit concepts for, alongside all the usual nonsense that comes with PMEs!

Of course, I’m also putting personal responsbility on YOU the submitter to balance the PME, including mathing out all the stats and such, so if you submit a terrible ass character that’s unbalanced as all hell, that’s on the submitter, not me!

There will be no limits on submissions going forward, at all (also NO CLAIMS, if you wanna claim just be faster imo frfr). You may submit as many people as you want in a single day as far as your creative juices can bring you.

The only caveat is that submissions must be distinct (you cannot use the same portrait or the same character concept) (sorry, Tezuka). I also have the right to reject any submissions seen as too low quality.

Oh btw i forgot to mention this but you can in fact submit your self insert if you want

If two people submit for the same slot around the same time frame I will now instead implement a “time rift” mechanic where they have a 50/50 chance of appearing in that slot

But i’m sure all you PME submitters have submitted to like 50 PMEs by this point so let’s just get this started!

Personal:

Name:
Gender:
Age:
Replacing:
Affinity:
Likes:
Dislikes:
Portrait:
Description of the character (in-game):
Character bio (for my notes):
Credit Card Number:
Security Code:
Three Funny Numbers on the Back:
Social Security Number:

Gameplay Stats:
Level:
Class (You may submit any class concept):
Stats (HP/Str/Mag/Skl/Spd/Lck/Def/Res/Con):
Growths (HP/Str/Mag/Skl/Spd/Lck/Def/Res/Con):
Inventory:

Death Quote:
Battle Quote (If your character is recruitable):

Taken Characters

Eirika: Lianard
Seth: Krista
Franz: Sig
Gilliam: Ayame
Vanessa: Mokou
Moulder: Palla
Ross: Ax
Garcia: Baccara
Neimi: Lemia
Colm: Bonolenov
Artur: Zane
Lute: Jared
Natasha: Nightingale
Joshua: WiiSportsRemote
Ephraim: Reila
Forde: Veyal
Kyle: Nemura
Orson: Yes
Tana: Eggbert
Amelia: Tezuka
Innes: Anna
Gerik: Jason
Tethys: Haelima
Marisa: Gina
L’Arachel: Elimine
Dozla: Demanese
Salem: Citrinne
Ewan: Weedle
Cormag: Yirmetz
Rennac: Zesty
Duessel: Saffronia
Knoll: Reeta
Myrrh: Kenjaku
Syrene: Pompey

Major Bosses:
Caellach:
Riev: Angelo
Selena: Ashley
Valter:
Lyon: Daiyu
Vigarde:
Fomortiis:

Bosses:
O’Neill: Puzon
Breguet:
Bone:
Bazba:
Generic Entombed: [Redacted]
Bandit:
Saar:
Zonta:
Novala:
Murray:
Binks:
Gheb: American Bartre
Beran:
Aias:
Carlyle:
Tirado: Wapeach
Pablo:
Morva: Diane

NPCs:
Glen:
Fado:
Hayden: Tezuka
Klimt:
Dara:
Ismaire:
Mansel:

Fringus’s Dad: Fringus’s Dad (will be doxxed when this project is finished)
La Creatura: La Creatura

Thank you, and happy PMEing!

[Starshadow_Melody]

What’s going on with Orson, is boss Orson and player Orson the same submission?

[Rye_on_Speed]

whoopsie guess that’s a typo

but yes

[Taylor]

Personal: Night Tide

Name: Lianard
Gender: Male
Age: 22
Replacing: Eirika
Affinity: Ice
Likes: Long walks near Grado’s borders, Cherries, Ducks

Dislikes: Fevers, Cats, Swords

Portrait:

Credit: topazlight

Description of the character (in-game): A little sod of a prince who wishes to improve on himself.

Character bio (for my notes): Lianard isn’t the best person. He’s lacking in social skills, a bit self-centered, careless, insensitive, and is overall a jerk. To some extent he’s aware of this and wishes to improve on himself a bit more to become a more decent human being. Most importantly, he wants the people around him to know that he cares for thier well being, even if he can’t put in the best of terms.

Credit Card Number: I guess I’ll never know…
Security Code: The Reason why…
Three Funny Numbers on the Back: You love me assss youuu DOOoo…
Social Security Number: That’s the wonderrrr! The wonder of youuu…

Gameplay Stats:
Level: 4
Class: Cavalier

Stats: (HP/Str/Mag/Skl/Spd/Lck/Def/Res/Con):
23/7/2/10/6/5/7/2/12

Growths
(HP/Str/Mag/Skl/Spd/Lck/Def/Res/Con):
75%/55%/35%/60%/45%/50%/35%/25%/30%
Inventory:
Iron Lance
Javelin
Elixer

Death Quote: “God dammit… I can’t die here… Not yet…”

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Personal: Outrider

Name: Krista
Gender: Female
Age: 36
Replacing: Seth
Affinity: Wind
Likes: Chocolate, Wind, Running
Dislikes: Grey Hair, Pomegranates, Leg Cramps

Portrait:

Credits: serif, BuskHusker, Jeorge Reds, and Imperial.

Description of the character (in-game): An expierenced mercenary who likes to take cushy jobs.

Character bio (for my notes): Krista has been around far longer then her peers in the Mercenary business. After doing some intense jobs, she wishes to get a nice, relatively peaceful postion where she can do the bare minimum of her job. Becoming a bodyguard for some prince, sounded easy enough for her so she immediately went for it. While she isn’t exactly happy with this decision, she can’t say she regrets it. She’s a sociable person and hopes to get along with most people she interacts with, but she can get pretty bitter when annoyed.

Gameplay Stats:
Level: 5
Class: Swordmaster (F)
Stats (HP/Str/Mag/Skl/Spd/Lck/Def/Res/Con):
47/10/9/21/18/19/7/9/15

Growths (HP/Str/Mag/Skl/Spd/Lck/Def/Res/Con):
45%/40%/45%/65%/70%/50%/25%/40%/20%

Inventory:
Silver Sword
Light Brand
Iron Sword
Vulnerary

Death Quote: “I’ve gotten sloppy… Should’ve known better…”

[RNGSOMEONE]

Time to set a high, high bar for lategame bosskilling viability. Who needs 1-range while guarding the seize point when you have 93 Avo before terrain?

Name: Diane
Gender: Female
Age: 22
Replaces: Morva
Affinity: Wind
Likes: Peace and quiet
Dislikes: Uninvited guests
Portrait (by SSHX):

Description: A reclusive huntress who lives in the ruins of the Black Temple. Some cultists rented out her basement.
Character Bio: Diane left society behind, annoyed by the constant infighting. She took up residence in Darkling Woods, where she could be alone; the occasional monster was no problem for her expert marksmanship. Some cultists managed to bribe her with a promise to get rid of all annoying intruders once and for all, in order to use her basement, so when the party shows up…

Level: 20
Class: Sniper (F)
Stats:
HP: 47
STR: 17
SKL: 30
SPD: 29
LCK: 30
DEF: 14
RES: 11
CON: 7
Inventory: Nidhogg

Battle Quote: Ugh you guys are just the worst. What part of getting off my land do you NOT understand?
Defeat Quote: Why can’t you be less annoying for once? FINE, you can go fight the blokes that rented out the basement if you want. Just get the hell out of here once you’re done.

[Tezuka_Yamigami]

Personal Skill: Beyond Breaking Point

• Chapter Start: Gain 45 Sanity. (Max: 45)
• Turn Start: If Sanity >=5, recover 5 Sanity. Otherwise, remove all Sanity and enter Corrosion.
• Combat Start: Dealing damage recover 5 Sanity. Taking damage removes 10 Sanity. Dodging attacks recovers 3 Sanity.
• When an ally dies, lose 15 Sanity. When an enemy dies, recover 5 Sanity and also recover 5 more Sanity if the enemy was killed by this unit.
• Turn End: If unit did not participate in combat, lose 5 Sanity.
• Corrosion:
• Cannot be dispelled. Cannot be removed. Unit is immune to other status effects.
• Turn Start: Unit gains stacks of Madness equal to the difference between the number of enemy and player units on the map. Gain Madness/2 ATK, ASPD, Hit, Crit, Avoid during combat. Receive (Madness * 2)% less damage from all enemy attacks, and further reduce DMG taken equal to own Madness from ranged attacks. Unit cannot die from taking damage. If this unit ends their turn without entering combat, this unit takes (Madness * 2)% of their Max HP as damage. If their health is reduced to 0 by this damage, this unit dies and makes the player’s Social Security Number public. This unit will not reduce weapon durability during Player Phase. If this unit kills an ally unit, they immediately gain 100 EXP. This unit will move before ally units during Player Phase while under Corrosion.

Name: Tezuka
Gender: A Concept
Age: A Number
Replacing: Amelia
Affinity: Dark
Likes: Yorkshire Puddings, Answers to Convoluted Lies and Deception and Femboys
Dislikes: Yes
Description of the character (in-game): Are you prepared to feel the weight?
Character bio (for my notes): Tezuka is an enigma. We don’t know how it escaped containment, we don’t know why it looks like a discount Dies Emblem Lesk with anime protagonist hair highlights, we don’t know why it suggested this abomination of a skill for its personal ability, but we know for a fact that containing it to this project is a far, far better alternative than letting it run loose in the wildness of FEU.
Credit Card Number: 5396191225134160
Expiry Date: 07/25
CVV: 229
Social Security Number: 078-05-1120

Gameplay Stats:
Level: -1
Class: Distortion

• No weapon ranks, no base stats, no growths. Weapon Ranks, Base Stats and Growths randomize every Phase Change, as with this unit’s inventory. If this unit is rescued during a phase change, override the rescuing unit’s unit with this unit.
  Inventory:
• Randomized every phase change, matching this unit’s weapon ranks.

Portrait:

[DATonDemand]

Wtf is this lmao

[Rye_on_Speed]

it’s a PME silly

[Rye_on_Speed]

this is the only good submission y’all need to up your game

[Nokitrix]

Excuse me, why does con have growth rate?

[Rye_on_Speed]

Because I have deigned that con will have a growth rate

[Nokitrix]

I see, I thought it’s a typo. It’s my first time seeing something like this.

[LeskLyfeld]

rye what the fuck

[Rye_on_Speed]

[WiiSportsRemote]

Personal: White pool

Name: Reila
Gender: F
Age: 16
Replacing: Ephraim
Affinity: Light
Likes: Final Fantasy, Sweet treats, Looking at the sun
Dislikes: Dragon quest, Queues, Cold days
Portrait:

Description of the character (in-game): A innocent-looking cleric girl.
Character bio (for my notes): A child who was raised in a nunnery, her parents abandoning her at as a baby. The nuns she was raised around were strict. That strictness lead her to escape the nunnery, this is because she wanted to see the world with her own eyes, and see how ordinary people live. She also may be a special protagonist with cool powers, like turning into a dragon later in the plot. Her innocence befalls her a lot of the times, but allows her to make friends easily. Sometimes, she takes a teenagery “this sucks” bend to things in diolouge, like when she promotes in story as she just wants to be human and now has to live with being a dragon forever LOL
Credit Card Number: 6942069420
Security Code: 420420
Three Funny Numbers on the Back: 420
Social Security Number: 42069420420

Gameplay Stats:
Level: 1
Class: Priestess (acts as a lord cleric basically, can only use staves.) Promotes into Divine Saviour (A class that acts as a manakete/staff/tome using class, and is obtained somewhat late in the middle of the game due to plot reasons. With the promotion, she gains a dragonstone that is prf locked.)
Stats (HP 24/Str 1/Mag 10/Skl 5 /Spd 14/Lck 10/Def 3/Res 5/Con 6):
Growths (HP 50%/Str 35%/Mag 45% /Skl 20%/Spd 50%/Lck 30%/Def 20%/Res 35%/Con 10%):
Inventory: Thief Staff (Prf Relia) (works like Thracia 776 Theif)
Heal
Berserk
Death Quote: … Perhaps i was not… cut for this life, after all…
Battle Quote (If your character is recruitable): Hello?

enjoy this generic protag-coded slop, i cant write for shit.
Unpromoted anim by Yangfly (priestess class)

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[anon72503772]

I legit never expected the recent PME trend, I just really like the idea of customization lol.
I shall still try something creative (maybe?) for this Ultimate PME (or not hahaha)!

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Personal: Charisma, Re-Move

Name: Pompey
Gender: Male
Age: Jagen Age
Replacing: Syrene
Affinity: Thunder
Likes: Axes
Dislikes: Swords
Portrait (by monk-han):

Description of the character (in-game):
A veteran general from a far away land,
aiding Fado in the current demon war.
Character bio (for my notes):
Generic honorable army general with a random sad backstory.
Credit Card Number:
48202020202020207
Security Code:
55555
Three Funny Numbers on the Back:
776
Social Security Number:
555-23-2020

Gameplay Stats:
Level: 15 [He lost 5 levels after his last war]
Class (You may submit any class concept): Marshall (Swords/Lances/Axes/Bows)
Stats (HP/Str/Mag/Skl/Spd/Lck/Def/Res/Con):
HP: 22 Str: 8 Mag: 1 Skl: 4 Spd: 4 Lck: 20 Def: 14 Res: 3 Con: 15 Mov: 5
Growths (HP/Str/Mag/Skl/Spd/Lck/Def/Res/Con):
HP: 100% Str: 50% Mag: 5% Skl: 30% Spd: 30% Lck: 20% Def: 50% Res: 5% Con: 5% Mov: 5%
Inventory:

• Killer Axe
• Poison Axe
• Halberd/Poleax
• Hammer

Death Quote:
Damn, I’ve been defeated…
But I can’t fall here!
I must make my retreat!
Battle Quote? (If your character is recruitable):
Glory to Munster!
Extra: Either of Vanessa, Tana or Innes’ replacements give him a 5th axe of their choice when going to talk to him to recruit him to the army (using the ‘Give Item to Unit’ event, indeed).

Will this become the ultimate director’s cut revengeance PME of all time?

[Tezuka_Yamigami]

cashing in on my second submission today

Personal: Magia Drive - Blossoming Thorn of Distorted Midsummer Night's Slumbering Arcane Polar Vortex Beater Blade Dance

• Chapter Start: Becomes Sane, set Battle Ether (henceforth referred to as BE) to 0. (Max: 300)
• Turn Start: If not in Magia Drive, Magia Drive - Unlimited, Third Eye, True Third Eye, Liberation Mode or EX-FORCE mode, gain 20 BE. If in Magia Drive or Magia Drive - Unlimited, gain 40 BE. If in Third Eye, gain 30 BE. If in True Third Eye, Gain 35 BE. If in EX-Force, gain 25 BE.
• Any Combat Start: When damage is dealt or taken, gain 3 BE. If this unit is participating in combat, additionally gain 16 BE.
• Any Combat End: If all participating units survived, gain 4 BE. If any participating units died, gain 7 BE. If this unit participated in said combat, additionally gain 14 BE.
• Turn Start: If at 100 BE or over, prompt the player to choose whether to activate Arts. If they choose to activate Arts, they are able to select from a list of Normal Arts, True Arts and Super Arts; all costing 100, 200 and 300 BE to cast respectively.
• Combat Start: This unit gains a Proc Skill that is automatically activated every few combats, depending on their state.

Proc Skills

• Sane: Normal Attack
• CD: 2
• Combat End: Gain 20 BE
• Magia Drive: Special Attack - Special Magic Sword Slashing Strike
• CD: 3
• Deal (Current BE / 3)% more damage
• Magia Drive - Unlimited: Super Special Spectacle - Siege Sword Slashes Sundowning Strike
• CD: 3
• Deal (Current BE / 3)% more damage
• Heal HP = (Current BE / 3)% of damage dealt
• Third Eye: Ninja Arts - Unexplained Plot Hole Opening
• CD: 4
• (Current BE / 4)% chance to make another attack.
• True Third Eye: Ninja Arts - Rappa Society Summoning Sigil
• CD: 4
• (Current BE / 4)% chance to make another attack. If this effect triggers, make another attempt to trigger it. This repeats until combat ends, the enemy reaches 0 HP or this effect does not trigger.
• EX-Force: Deus Ex Machina
• CD: 12
• Adds this unit’s growth rates to their base stats until combat ends.

-“Quick Draw: Arcane Resonant Polar Sonic Vortex Slayer Slashing Strike”

• Cost: 100 BE.
• All units on the map enter combat against a random unit from the same faction.
• When used while in one of the aforementioned states, instead activate one of the following effects depending on this unit’s state:

Other Effects

• Magia Drive: This unit’s next attack is guaranteed to be a critical hit and will bypass any and all forms of critical hit negation. In addition, the formula for calculating damage will not consider the enemy’s defense and the critical damage multiplier will be set to x1.25.
• Magia Drive - Unlimited: This unit’s next attack is guaranteed to be a critical hit and will bypass any and all forms of critical hit negation. In addition, the formula for calculating damage will not consider the enemy’s defense and the critical damage multiplier will be set to x1.72165.
• Third Eye: Set own’ defenses to a dynamically updating average of this map’s current units’ DEF and RES.
• True Third Eye: Set all units’ defenses to a dynamically updating average of this map’s current units’ DEF and RES.
• EX-Force: Fully recovers HP for all units on the map.

• True Arts: “Magia Drive - Unlimited Third Eye True EX-Force Awakening Recollection Charged Ultimate Release”
• Cost: 200 BE.
• Prompts the unit to enter one of the following states:
• Magia Drive
• Magia Drive - Unlimited
• Third Eye
• True Third Eye
• EX-Force
• When used while in one of the aforementioned states, instead activate one of the following effects depending on their state:

Other Effects

• Magia Drive: Fully recover HP.
• Magia Drive - Unlimited: If this Super Art killed more than 5 units, re-cast this Super Art at no cost.
• Third Eye: The QTE lasts for an additional 30 seconds, but button presses will now only be registered every 0.2785 seconds.
• True Third Eye: The QTE lasts for an additional 2.4 seconds.
• EX-Force: Forces Battle Animations to be enabled.

-Super Arts: “Super Ultimate Infinitum Et Plus Ultra Quis Ut Deux Ex Machina White Hell’s Gehenna Lamanchacha Real Smooth Smokin’ Sexy Strikin’ Stylish Dimensional Demon Edge Dimension Rip Space Battleship Multi-Array Deployed Mirror-Edge Barrage Cross Throngled Superconducting Super Colliding Phantom Bullet-cum-Slash-no-Chosuke”

• Cost: 300 BE
• Targets one random foe on the map. If there are no foes available, target one random ally on the map.
• Opens a QTE prompt that lasts for 8 seconds.
• For every time the player mashes the A button, attack the enemy once the QTE ends to deal 1 True damage each hit. If there were remaining hits left over when the foe is dead, targets the foe furthest away from the current target and continue to attack them in the same manner. If all enemies are dead and there are still remaining hits, target the ally furthest away from self. If this unit is the only one remaining on the map and there are still remaining hits, trigger a Game Over and prompt a Paypal checkout popup for $(number of hits remaining) USD made directly to BigMood’s Paypal account.
• Gain additional properties based on the unit’s current state:

Additional Effects

• Sane: The Paypal checkout is now for $(number of hits remaining * 1.5) USD
• Magia Drive: If there are no more hits and there are other units aside from this unit on the map, re-cast this Super Art at no cost.
• Magia Drive - Unlimited: If this Super Art killed more than 5 units, re-cast this Super Art at no cost.
• Third Eye: The QTE lasts for an additional 30 seconds, but button presses will now only be registered every 0.2785 seconds.
• True Third Eye: The QTE lasts for an additional 2.4 seconds.
• EX-Force: Forces Battle Animations to be enabled.

Name: Tezuka
Gender: A Concept, but More Expanded Upon
Age: A Number, but Bigger
Jail: A Room
Replacing: Syrene Hayden, joins during Syrene’s joining chapter, kills the Amelia Replacement if they are present.
Affinity: Dark but Blacker
Likes: Literally the same things but lmore
Dislikes: Literally the same things but mless
Description of the character (in-game): what the fuck
Character bio (for my notes): Did Tezuka really get Dies’d, only to return with a plausibly possible vengeance? Will he finally make a Syrene replacement that’s actually viable? Will we actually get Fryeren happening for Christmas?
Credit Card Number: 5443609823991956
Expiry Date: 11/26
Three Funny Numbers on the Back: 283
Social Security Number: 054-21-5098

Gameplay Stats:
Level: 1
Class: Civilian
This unit’s class, stats, growths, weapon ranks and skills are randomized, taken from a pool of every playable unit’s growths and base stats. When a chapter starts or ends, any unit ends their turn, enters combat, leaves combat, opens the convoy, visits a building or uses an item, this unit’s class, stats, growths, weapon ranks and skills are randomized, with their stats, growths and weapon ranks being randomly boosted or decreased by another set of randomly selected stats, growths and weapon ranks, up to a maximum amount of times equal to the average of the player’s current living player roster, their current chapter number, the number of bread slices Marisa Kirisame has ever eaten in her life, Rye’s current Canto in Limbus Company and your body count.
Inventory:

• Juna Fruit
  Portrait:
  

[LeskLyfeld]

Personal: A Faith Beyond All Axes

Unit gains Hit/Crit equal to half of unit’s Luck, and unit’s Axes do not lose durability during combat. Unit gains Con equal to the current equipped weapon’s Wt, and can use any Prf axes.

If unit would take lethal damage during combat and unit has an axe equipped, negates the damage taken and reduces equipped weapon’s durability by the damage taken.

If unit has no axes available and is defeated, resets unit’s stats to base, and makes it a force-deploy on its next chapter.

Personal: Battle-Hardened Forging

Unit gains no XP from combat, but instead gains 100 XP right after each chapter it was deployed on is finished.

The unit gains one stack of Stat Growth (each giving a +3% bonus to that growth) each time the unit makes one of the following actions:

• Gain 1 HP token each time this unit decreases its own weapon durability.
• Gain 1 Str token each time this unit deals physical damage.
• Gain 1 Mag token each time this unit deals magical damage.
• Gain 1 Spd token each time this unit dodges an attack, is doubled, or doubles an enemy.
• Gain 1 Skl token each time this unit misses or crits an enemy.
• Gain 1 Def token whenever this unit takes physical damage.
• Gain 1 Res token whenever this unit takes magical damage.

These tokens are lost upon defeat.

Name: Ax
Gender: Ax
Age: Ax
Replacing: Ross
Affinity: Confident, Optimist, Wrong.
Likes: Lances and Lancereavers
Dislikes: Swords and Axereavers
Portrait:
Description of the character (in-game):
Pick your axe… and axe!
Character bio (for my notes): Axe
Credit Card Number: 6942 0666 1337
Security Code: 420
Three Funny Numbers on the Back: 046
Social Security Number: 01010999010

Gameplay Stats:
Level: 1
Class : Ax, promotes into Greatax (Axe-locked)
E-Rank Axes
5-mov acrobat movement, cannot go through walls/peaks/decks/ocean.
Upon promotion, gains mountain-walk, sea-walk, Crit boost, and 6-mov.

No stats are gained from promotion.

Stats: 1 HP, 30 Luck, 0 to all other stats.

Growths: 0% to all stats

Inventory:

• Devil Axe

Death Quote: This… won’t be the last… of me. (dark bubble)
Battle Quote: ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE HANDLE (dark bubble)

[Fringus]

can you put my dad in the game

[LeskLyfeld]

is he coming back with the milk