This post is on behalf of Bloble, who has not made a FEU account for our own safety for his powers cannot be contained.
Visuals provided by BobbyAsaka. Enjoy.
IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO LEARN ABOUT LARRY HABAN FROM SHACKLED POWER, PUNKS. HABAN IS A GREAT KNIGHT WHO JOINS FROM THE FIRST TURN OF THE FIRST CHAPTER, ROCKING A SILVER SWORD, A SWEET HAIRDO, AND AN ATTITUDE TO MATCH. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE’S ROCKING? A HUGE 29 BASE HP, 13 BASE STRENGTH, 7 BASE SPEED, AND 11 BASE DEFENSE. THAT’S RIGHT, HE’S GOT THAT FE6 MARCUS STATLINE, TRADING OFF STRENGTH FOR SPEED. MARCUS IS A GOOD UNIT, YOU MIGHT THINK. THAT MEANS HABAN’S GOOD TOO, RIGHT? WRONG. YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOONS. SHACKLED POWER’S DIFFICULTY CURVE IS STEEPER THAN BINDING BLADE’S AND ITS UNITS ARE STRONGER TO COMPENSATE; HABAN WILL LOOK OBSOLETE BEFORE THE END OF THE SECOND MAP, WHEN YOUR ARMOR KNIGHT IS FASTER AND TOUGHER THAN HIM AND YOUR LORD AND MERC HIT HARDER AND FASTER. BY THE THIRD MAP YOU’LL HAVE A UNIT WHO’S GOT MORE MOVE AND IS BETTER AT RESCUING THAN HE COULD EVER HOPE TO BE WITH HIS 13 CON. COME CHAPTER 4 YOU’VE GOT TWO CAVS WITH THE SAME MOVE AND BETTER BASES AND THEN THAT’S IT, THERE’S NO MORE REASON TO LET LARRY LEAD. HE’S GETTING DOUBLED AND HIS TANKINESS IS GONE AS SOON AS STEEL WEAPONS SHOW UP AND HE WILL ABSOLUTELY GET BODIED BY THE FIRST HAMMER OR HALBERD YOU SEE - WHICH HAPPENS TO BE IN THE PROLOGUE - IF YOU’RE ENOUGH OF A DUMBO TO THROW HIM INTO THE FRAY WITHOUT CHECKING ENEMY EQUIPS.
BUT HABAN’S GOT TRICKS UP HIS SLEEVE. HE’S GOT NUANCE, AND I PITY THE FOOL WHO DON’T SEE IT. MY MAN CAN USE SWORDS, LANCES, AND AXES, AND AIN’T NO ONE ELSE DOING THAT FOR A WHILE UNLESS YOU WANNA EARLY PROMOTE AN ARMOR KNIGHT WITH YOUR FIRST KNIGHT CREST. GO ON, TELL ME YOU’LL GIVE HUTE THAT CREST AND I’LL SHOW YOU A LIAR. (I did give Hute the first knight crest, I guess Bloble’s whole speech is now irrelevant.) HABAN DOESN’T NEED NO INVESTMENT AND HE DOESN’T NEED TRAINING - EVEN THOUGH HE’S GOT A BIG FAT 90% STRENGTH GROWTH. I AIN’T EVEN TALKING ABOUT HIS GROWTHS, HE DOESN’T NEED 'EM. HE KNOWS HOW TO USE WHAT HE’S GOT AND HE’S GONNA HAVE TO USE IT REAL WELL IF HE WANTS TO PROVE WHY HE’S THE BEST DAMN JAGEN YOU’LL EVER SEE.
BET YOU DIDN’T KNOW SHACKLED POWER’S SLIM WEAPONS GIVE +3 SPEED WHEN EQUIPPED, DID YOU, PUNKS? TAKE THAT 7 UP TO 10 AND SUDDENLY HABAN’S HOLDING IT TOGETHER AGAINST MOST ANY UNPROMOTED ENEMY YOU SEE FOR THE FIRST HALF OF THE GAME - EXCEPT THOSE DAMN MYRMIDONS, WHO WILL DO JACK AND SHIT TO HIS BULK ONCE HE PULLS OUT A LANCE. WHATEVER ENEMY HE FIGHTS IN MELEE, HE’S GOT AN ADVANTAGE AGAINST THEM, THAT’S THE REAL SKILL DIFFERENCE.
BUT SO WHAT, YOU THINK. HE’S A SLOW AND SQUISHY JAGEN, WHAT’S THE POINT OF CHIPPING OR KILLING IF HE’S STUCK ON THE FRONTLINES NEXT TO BETTER UNITS? CANTO. PLUS. THAT’S RIGHT, HABAN’S THE ONLY UNIT IN SHACKLED POWER, A LARGELY LOW-SKILL GAME TO GET CANTO PLUS (SHUT UP NELLO THIS ISN’T ABOUT YOU). HE’S THE ONLY GUY WHO CAN DIVE IN AND HIT A FOOL AND WHEEL BACK TO SAFETY. YOU COMBINE THAT WITH HIS FREAKY WEAPON TRIANGLE MAGIC AND YOU’VE GOT DEATH ON FOUR LEGS. HABAN’S A UNIT WHOSE STRENGTHS AREN’T IMMEDIATELY APPARENT, WHO COVERS NICHES NO OTHER PLAYER UNIT CAN, AND WHO WILL ALWAYS SURPRISE YOU WITH JUST HOW MUCH HE CAN GET DONE ON THE BACK OF A SLIM WEAPON AND CANTO+ FOR THE ENTIRE FIRST HALF OF THE GAME. AND IF YOU WANT TO USE HIM LATE? WELL, THERE’S ALWAYS THAT STRENGTH GROWTH AND BASE WEAPON RANK. BUST OUT A BRAVE WEAPON IF YOU WANT TO ONE-ROUND LATEGAME, HE CAN USE THREE DIFFERENT KINDS. PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT AND YOU MIGHT JUST FIND HABAN PUTTING OUT ENOUGH DAMAGE TO WIN THE DAMN WAR HIMSELF. SURE, HE CAN’T TAKE HITS WELL AFTER A WHILE, BUT YOU’VE GOT OTHERS FOR THAT BY NOW. THE WIMPY RECRUITS HABAN HELPED YOU RAISE CAN FORM UP A FRONT LINE WHILE YOUR CAVALRY COMMANDER PUTS THE FEAR OF GOD INTO WHATEVER POOR SOUL HE’S CHARGING.
OH, AND HE’S AN AWESOME CHARACTER TOO, BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT. THIS AIN’T ABOUT HOW HE’S GOT CONVOS WITH HALF THE BOSSES YOU’LL FIGHT. IT AIN’T ABOUT HOW HE’S SPITTING SICK BARS ALL GAME LIKE THE HARDEST DRILL SERGEANT YOU’LL EVER MEET. I AIN’T EVEN ABOUT HIS AMAZING SUPPORTS EITHER. I’M TALKING RAW GAMEPLAY HERE. GAMEPLAY’S THE MEAT AND POTATOES OF FIRE EMBLEM. AND HABAN? HE’S THE STEAK THAT KEEPS ON GIVING, THE MOST FUN UNIT TO USE ALL THE WAY FROM THE BEGINNING TO THE END OF SHACKLED POWER.