Greetings, FEU! I hope everyone’s having a great Easter. As it happens, today is the day I have finally completed my magnum opus, THE BEGGINING. I sincerely believe you will find this game to be an epic and scintillating quest for revenge that will keep you on your toes. The game patches to FE8.




I want to thank everyone for making this production possible. Yes, reader, even you. Unfortunately, I do not have a long enough lifespan to personally thank every person in the world, so this will have to do: please remember that whenever you feel scared or frightened, never forget times when you felt happy. You are special in your own way, even if you don’t yet know how; everyone has their own times in their life when they feel they’re closer to or farther from their own self-realization. Remember to stop and smell the flowers every now and then.


This was an eggcellent experience, thank you.


[Mangs being bald joke here]

Truly, an eggceptional work of art. Great work.