Here goes nothing.
Four troublemakers think they have gotten away with their hideous crimes. Satisfied, they look for another victim on the road to further gratify their malicious tendencies. Unfortunately for them, however, the person that they stumble upon turns out to be a whole lot more than they can handle.
Introductory poem
A hero, a thief, a knight, and a priest go to a tavern
The owner is fearless, yet what does it matter?
The hero steals gold
the thief takes a drink
The knight thrusts his lance
and there’s no time to think
For before it is over
and they are ready to leave
The priest begs forgiveness
yet grants no retrieve
“This man he was murdered
t’was all for naught!”
Cried a waitress in anguish
as she lowered to squat
“Mourn not this craven
or you’ll cry out in pain
For if you don’t stay silent
you’ll meet him again!”
As they then move to find
their next perfect crime
The new victim of theirs
begins raising hairs
For he is not a man
he is no man at all
He fights not with sword
but with pencil so small
The four they are vicious
they boast and they lie
They say, “Time for stitches
pay up or die!”
The fools they know nothing
now vengeance has come
For there will be no mercy
as this story’s begun
Changelog
1.1:
- Made it impossible to use the final weapon against essential units.
- Minor cutscene improvements.
1.2:
- Minor monologue tweaks to one of the bridge cutscenes.
1.3:
- Capitalised Steel Dagger.
- Removed possibility of enemy units preventing north-eastern fort event from triggering.
- Improved pacing and punctuation of multiple cutscenes.
1.4:
- Polished dinner- and bridge dialogue.
1.5:
- Enemy swordmaster no longer drops Brave Sword.
- Moved the Blue Gem’s location.
1.6:
- Edited durability of Fiery Fang.
- Fixed potential softlock in flooding cutscene.
- Polished various pieces of dialogue.
1.7:
- Increased defense and resistance of the wife.
- Updated title screen.
Credit:
- THE 1 (hacking, production)
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