Please help!

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Ok… I’m playing shadow dragon hard 1, and I’m on the final chapter. Due to my… interesting play style, I’m in a bad situation. here’s the squad. And by squad, I mean remaining soldiers who have not perished. For inventory, only exceptional or the strongest weapons will be shown.

Marth level 27 with falchion

Gordin level 17 sniper with parthia and forged longbow (CHEESE)

Bord level 14 warrior Hauteclare

Lena level 13 bishop with hammerne fortify (I do not have a warp staff)

Merric level 10 sage with Excalibur and starlight

Horace level 13 general with a bunch of normal equipment (and a dragonpike)

Draug level 10 general with iotes shield (no fliers, thought it might protect from anti-armor?)

Tiki level 10 with 2 Firestones and a divinestone

Elice level 1 bishop with fortify and recover (instakilled by ballistae)

Julian level 4 thief (I used the aum staff on him for no reason)

and some worthless generics who can only damage the sages. (all horsemen and paladins)

I used all $29000 of my money on the forged longbow, but I still have way too much equipment and could probably sell them.

How do I take these guys and beat this map? The enemy units are really powerful and there are ballisticians. Please help me.

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Huddle up and pray bc no warp honestly screws you over

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I just posted my dilemma, and some of you may be wondering, what happened to all his other units? well… funny story about that. Here I will be sharing some of the more… memorable sacrifices;

I killed caeda on purpose, for no reason

Killed darros as an enemy unit, because I forgot to check the enemy units

Had to kill castor

had to kill navarre

I killed off Cord and Barst, so I could focus on Bord

I was training wrys as a myrmidon in the arena and the game trolled me and wouldn’t let him leave in time to survive

Julian, Abel, Hardin, and probably some other guys were all killed by the cavalry reinforcements in chapter 7

Astram was 360 noscoped by ballisticians after he was recruited

Boah and Dolph were executed

Macellan was 360 noscoped by ballistae

Roshea was my only cavalier for a while and I was training him up, killed by a manakete I didn’t see in the altea castle chapter

Minerva forgot that arrows exist

Jake was killed by a swarm bishop because I forgot to move him

palla and catria died in ghranefs temple to a duplicate. One died on accident, so with triangle attack now impossible I killed the other one.

Est never even showed up

Lorenz got recruited, only to be killed by Camus the next turn

Athena was one of my good combat units, then died to something (I forgor)

Other funnies in the run

Due to both of my thieves suffering from a nasty case of not being alive, I was in need of door keys for the entire run. Of course, I never had the opportunity to buy them. I barely got the starsphere and had to miss out on the geosphere, as well as a warp staff.

MIDia (God she was so bad. She stuck around for a while though)

Bord supremacy: he got a the majority of my statboosters, and I heavily invested in him

Useless win spear (I got so many thrown in my face, just to taunt me for killing caeda)

Gordin grind; I shot gazzak in the face 4000 times, when he finally died gordin was level 16 and had a rank in bows. He gained 3-4 strength.

never used secret shops bc I’m too lazy to look up where they are

I have no sword users besides Marth and generic paladins who can only hurt the bishops as of the last chapter in the game.

CHEESE; the longbow I spent nearly 30000 Gold on to forge. Shoot medeus til he dies is the plan here.

no warp staff?; I forgot to use hammerne on it ok

as you can see I play this game like a completely sane person.

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nutso

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That’s a really tragic story. You should write a novel about that.

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are you Excel guy’s alt

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Huh??

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lol, Excelblem is a fire emblem youtuber notorious for playing in a way that sounds similar to what your experience was, that’s what Pkhero was referencing I think. I’m not experienced enough in shadow dragon to give advice, but good luck beating the final chapter, you got this!

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I know who excelblem is, I just had a brain fart. :person_shrugging: