… because why not? Idk, there’s not enough yapping about this game and I’m on a new yapping platform so it’s time to yap
First, let’s set the stage here. I got on my current FE kick because I was playing a spinoff series of a spinoff series of a completely different franchise in Japanese for reasons that are another whole topic; the game itself is just a classic fantasy JRPG, and it had me hankering for other classic JRPG settings, and lo and behold I HAVE the GBA Classics collection on my Switch…
And from there I was off to the races. I finally got genuinely hooked on Sacred Stones and started my umpteenth playthrough of my maiden FE, Blazing Sword, and I was hungry for more. I emulated Awakening and Fates but I wanted something else I could play on my Switch.
And it called to me. The Game With No Good Ending. The game I knew would torment me that all my friends had lots of character-based opinions about. Three Houses.
And I resisted. I knew it would only destroy me.
But then there was the spinoff. The Warriors game. I had found Hyrule Warriors overwhelming, but that HAD been a while ago, and I had loved Persona 5 Strikers with my whole being… and there WAS a demo available…
And I was lost. I rode with my Luvcore senses and picked the Earnest And Kind But Troubled Prince and took on the shockingly sizeable demo to find that, who would have guessed, the characters WERE just as absorbing as my friends had made them out to be, and the worldbuilding WAS interesting, and oh no the game was FUN???
And so now here I am a month later having decided that the Azure Gleam route is the only one that exists and getting ready commit violence in the streets at the slightest bit of slander to any of my Blue Lions. I knew this would happen if I let it and here I am.
And I will still not play Houses because I still do not want to kill Edelgard and I will not play Scarlet Blaze because I do not agree with Edelgard enough to stomach being forced to kill two members of my beloved king’s EXTREMELY IMPORTANT support structure. I can’t believe everyone gets a BETTER ending and the closest thing the game has to a golden ending still has multiple characters left in the lurch. I get that war is hell and being in charge sucks but like –
Ahem. Anyway. Thus ends part one of me yapping. We will see if I do more later.