Let's rename every FE Game (or just some of them if you're lazy)

#1

I’ll start.

Weeb Chess: Where are my pants?
Weeb Chess 2: The Sidequestening
Weeb Chess 3: Marth Suffers But with Pants This Time
Weeb Chess 4: Dead Horses, Dead parents, and Inbred Satan
Weeb Chess 5: Git Gud
Weeb Chess 6: A Bachelor’s Degree in Chair-sitting
Weeb Chess 7: Roy’s Dad, A Star Wars Story
Weeb Chess 8: The Xtra Sad One
Weeb Chess 9: The Emancipation Proclamation
Weeb Chess 10: It Was Just a Bird
Weeb Chess 11: Marth Responds to Local Dumbass
Weeb Chess 12: Thunder Thief
Weeb Chess 13: “Tell your mom I said hi.”
Weeb Chess 14: Two Families One Idiot
Weeb Chess 15: The Sidequestening Gets Normified
Weeb Chess 16: Eastern Australia

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#2

Fire Emblem 8: A Hot Threesome ft. Incest Cock-blocked by Daddy Issues and a Demon King

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#3

Burning Badge 1: The Missing Pants and the Invincible Hag
Burning Badge 2: Bastard Crusher
Burning Badge 3: Got’em Back, but the girls were Van’d
Burning Badge 4: Barbecue Champion
Burning Badge 5: Exiled Trolling
Burning Badge 6: Tragedy of a Glass Dragon
Burning Badge 7: He took the fucking kids
Burning Badge 8: A psychopath’s mercenary is tougher than Satan itself
Burning Badge 9: Black Knight’s House
Burning Badge 10: Blundering around like a bull in a china shop
Burning Badge 11: Fuck off, Hyman
Burning Badge 12: Wrath of the Lunatic Archer
Burning Badge 13: Long Live the Daddy
Burning Badge 14: A New Nope (or: The Good, The Bad, and The Daddy)
Burning Badge 15: Bastard Crusher II: Now Dong-Armorless!
Burning Badge 16: Claude Milos

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#4

Okay, I think you beat me. Well done.

#5

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#6

Water Crest: Light Dragon and the Axe of Darkness
Water Crest 2: Main Story
Water Crest 3: The Solved Crest
Water Crest 4: Relations of the Secular War
Water Crest 5: Orgahil 667
Water Crest 6: The Axe of Freedom
Water Crest 7: The Freezing Sword
Water Crest 8: The Mundane Pebbles
Water Crest 9: Motorway to Darkness
Water Crest 10: Dark Dusk
Water Crest 11: Light Dragon
Water Crest 12: New Solved Quest - Villains of Shadow and Light
Water Crest 13: Going to Sleep
Water Crest 14: Free Will
Water Crest 15: Silence - Light of Akaneia
Water Crest 16: A Single Mansion
BS Water Crest: Modern Valencia
Shin Megami Tensei x Water Crest
Water Crest Civilians
Water Crest Villains

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#7

Earth Seal: No Subtitles for Old Men
Earth Seal 2: Pegasus Knights Fly Across the Ocean
Earth Seal 3: The Actual Sealquel
Earth Seal 4: Descent of Jihad
Earth Seal 5: Kaga’s Farewell “Fuck You”
Earth Seal 6: The Rebootening
Earth Seal 7: Now in English
Earth Seal 8: Monsters and Friends
Earth Seal 9: Trail of the 2000’s Console Graphics Wars
Earth Seal 10: Dimming Dusk
Earth Seal 11: The Remakening
Earth Seal 12: The Sealqueling Remakening
Earth Seal 13: Gotta Get Money
Earth Seal 14: Double the Cartridges, Double the Money
Earth Seal 15: Whispers Across the Sea
Earth Seal 16: Tree Heroes

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#8

Call of Emblem 1: An ugly start
Call of Emblem 2: 9/11 Map Design
Call of Emblem 3: Roy is not here COMPLETE
Call of Emblem 4: Anime GoT
Call of Emblem 5: I hate my Life. Plz Ki11 m3.
Call of Emblem 6: Roy IS here
Call of Emblem 7: Lyn sucks Reeeeeeee
Call of Emblem 8: Emo Stones
Call of Emblem 9: Why even use ugly 3D models?
Call of Emblem 10: I fight for my friends
Call of Emblem 11: Autistic Faces
Call of Emblem 12: Bad Fanfiction starts
Call of Emblem 13: MC is not the Lord
Call of Emblem 14: Pokemon: Illegal jaibait version with Chris Hansen
Call of Emblem 15: Run out of budget for the Map Design
Call of Emblem 16: Romance of the 3 schools

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#9

Fire Emblem 16: Treehouses

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#10

1: Romance of the Three Kingdoms
2: The Water Margin
3: Records of the Three Kingdoms
4: Spring and Autumn Annals
5: Spring and Autumn Annals Gaiden: The Summer and Winter Annals
BS: Romance of the Three Kingdoms (the video game)
6: Journey to the West
7: Journey to the Journey to the West
8: Book of Changes
9: Book of Documents
10: Book of Blood Pacts
11: To Establish Peace
12: Comprehensive Mirror in Aid of Governance
13: The Art of War
14: The Plum in the Golden Vase
15: All Men are Brothers
16: A Dream of Red Mansions (Three of Them, to be Precise)

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#11

Japanese game with the guy with a sword from Super Smash Bros. Melee
Japanese game with the guys with swords not from Super Smash Bros. Melee
Japanese game with the guy with a sword from Super Smash Bros. Melee - The Remake
Japanese game with the guys with swords not from Super Smash Bros. Melee but with bigger maps
Japanese game with the guys with swords not from Super Smash Bros. Melee but legit impossible to beat
Japanese game with the guy with a sword from Super Smash Bros. Melee - The one that’s not Marth
Game about the dad of the guy with a sword from Super Smash Bros. Melee - The one that’s not Marth
Game with the twins with a sword and spear not from Super Smash Bros. Melee
Game with the guy with a sword from Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Game with the guy with a sword from Super Smash Bros. Brawl 2
Game with the guy with a sword from Super Smash Bros. Melee and Brawl in english this time
Japanese game with the guy with a sword from Super Smash Bros. Melee - The Remake The Remake
Game with the guy with a sword who barely made it to ultimate and the girl with the same sword but who actually made it on her first try
Dating simulator based off game with the guy with a sword who barely made it to ultimate and the girl with the same sword but who actually made it on her first try
Game with the guys with swords not from Super Smash Bros. Melee - The Remake
Unreleased game with the guys with swords not from Super Smash Bros. Melee - Highschool edition

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#12

Crest of Flames Wars: Episode I: A New Hope
Crest of Flames Wars: Episode II: Don’t Tell Me The Odds
Crest of Flames Wars: Episode III: You Were My Brother, Hardin!
Crest of Flames Wars: Episode IV: Strike Me Down and Your Journey to the Dark Side Will Be Complete
Crest of Flames Wars: Episode V: Fear Leads to Anger, Anger Leads to Hate, Hate Leads to Suffering
Crest of Flames Wars: Episode VI: I Am A Lord, Like My Father Before Me
Crest of Flames Wars: Episode VII: Roy, I Am Your Father
Crest of Flames Wars: Episode VII: Give Yourself to The Dark Side, It’s The Only Way to Save Your Friends
Crest of Flames Wars: Episode IX: Help Me, Ike, You’re My Only Hope
Crest of Flames Wars: Episode X: There’s Always a Bigger Fish
Crest of Flames Wars: Episode XI: The Force Awakens
Crest of Flames Wars: Episode XII: You Are the Chosen One
Crest of Flames Wars: Episode XIII: It Is Against My Programming to Impersonate a Deity
Crest of Flames Wars: Episode XIV: Jedi Minds Tricks Don’t Work On Me, Only Money
Crest of Flames Wars: Episode XV: Once I Was But A Learner, Now I Am The Master
Crest of Flames Wars: Episode XVI: (Pick based on how you feel) I Have A Bad Feeling About This / The Force Is Strong With This One

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#13

Ember Member: Dark Dinosaur and The Spear of Bright
Ember Member: Sidestory
Ember Member: Mystery Member
BS Ember Member: National Saga
Ember Member: Lineage Of The Divine Battle
Ember Member: Rasta 420
Ember Member: Secured Spear
Ember Member: Searing Spear
Ember Member: The Stones
Ember Member: Road to Luminescence
Ember Member: Luminescent Morning
Ember Member Dark Dino
Ember Member: New Mystery Member-Idols of Dark and Bright
Ember Member: Stay Woke
Ember Member: I Choose You Family Edition
Ember Member: Reflections of a Nation
Ember Member: Three Neighbors
Ember Member Idols
Ember Member Soldiers
Persona x Ember Member

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#14

Hot Item: OP Sword and a Dinosaur
Hot Item: Growth Rates? What’s that?
Hot Item: Conundrum of the Object
Hot Item: Ephraim’s Bane
Hot Item: Staff Land
Hot Item: Big Maps, Bad Lord
Hot Item: Eliwood and Lyn watch Hector be the only viable lord
Hot Item: MacGuffins
Hot Item: Racism
Hot Item: Racism 2: Plot Devices
Hot Item: Dinosaur
Hot Item: New Conundrum of the Object - Legends of White and Black
Hot Item: Waifu Machine
Hot Item Timelines: Deathwrong
Hot Item Timelines: Goop and Salt
Hot Item Timelines: Plot Holes Ahoy
Hot Item Reverberations: Shades of Vallaentia
Hot Item: Multiple Living Spaces
shitty gacha game
Hot Item Combatants
Kyoto Hallucination Periods

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#15

Heated Accessory: the one with Marth from smash bros, minus pants
Heated Accessory: Mars gets pants and D O N G A R M O R
Heated Accessory: Marth 2 electric boogaloo
Heated Accessory: the Crusades with Barbeque and I N C E S T
Heated Accessory: Masochist edition
Heated Accessory: Marth is now Roy from smash bros
Heated Accessory: Red Marth and Axe Marth do stuff ft. Dorkasses mutton and that girl everyone forgot about
Heated Accessory: T W I N C E S T
Heated Accessory: Furry Wars
Heated Accessory: Furry Wars, world war 2 edition ft. stupid plot devices
Heated Accessory: the Remakening
Heated Accessory: the Remakening 2 electric boogaloo
Heated Accessory: Waifu Wars
Heated Accessory: Scaly fabrication
Heated Accessory: That love live * awakening game
Heated Accessory: I swear this isn’t a hentai game mom ft. Fate Grand Order
Heated Accessory: Dong armor is gone
Heated Accessory: the actual persona crossover

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#16

Obscure Japanese strategy video game
REALLY Obscure Japanese strategy video game
Obscure Japanese strategy video game 2: The last one didn’t do so well.
Obscure Japanese strategy video game: FFT War of the Lions has a better story
Obscure Japanese strategy video game: For 1337 gamerz 0nly.
Obscure Japanese strategy video game: The one that came out after smash
less Obscure (Japanese?) strategy video game: There’s this one girl with a legendary sword, but then it doesn’t matter cause she’s ACTUALLY a princess of a city-state that’s part of a federation where the REAL main character is a prince from another state in the political establishment and he’s looking for his father who’s ACTUALLY the grandfather of the guy from smashbros, but it turns out that he and she are ACTUALLY pieces of trash and the REAL hero is this guy named Hector (after the Iliad) and they get this Trojan horse of a wooden boat and sail right into the enemy hedquearters BUT that’s all before it turns into a drama about a dysfunctional royal family and the political intrigue surrounded their attempted assassinations by an intelligence group that doesn’t matter because it’s ACTUALLY being run by an evil sorcerer who wants to someone a DRAGON. but the twist is that when you play the game a second time it turns out that ACTUALLY none of the 3 heroes are ACTUALLY the heroes and the REAL hero is this guy name MARCUS who you might remember from the previous game if you’re REALLY dedicated.
Obscure Japanese strategy Video game: There’s an emo kid, and I think a demon too.
Watchmojo: Top 10 gcn video games about racism.
Watchmojo: Top 10 video games about racism, but it’s actually not about racism.
Obscure Japanese strategy video game 1.5 : The last one didn’t do so well
Obscure Japanese strategy video game 2.5 : The last one didn’t do so well
Weeabo strategy game: The Mcdonalds of strategy
Weeabo strategy game: Buy TWO quarter pounders with cheese and fries and get one FREE
Weeabo strategy game: Hmm… This one’s pretty good Slurp… needs more babes though burp
Weeabo game: My Favorite manga

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#17

OK Google: How do I delete someone else’s thread?

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#18

1:That game with Marth and a big bad dragon
2:The other game with a Green Marth and his Redhead waifu
3:Another game with Marth but better
4:A game about a fried medium rare Marth
5:A game about a Brown Marth
6:Red Marth
7:Red Marth’s Daddy who’s totally not Marf Santangelo
8:A Marth clone and his trap twin
9:A strong beefy Marth
10: Uh strong Marth again
11: Marth himself again
12: Marth and some self insert fanfic happy hour
13: Female Marth and Marth’s long lost cousin?
14: couldn’t think of a better name
15: Brand new Green Marth and his waifu again
16: 3 Marth clones in a love triangle

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#19
  1. Kill the Dark Mage, Then the Dragon
  2. Kill the Dark Mage, but at Least It Isn’t a Dragon
  3. See #1
  4. Kill the Dark Mage who IS the Dragon
  5. Emblem Souls: Welcome to Die Edition
  6. Kill the King, Then the Dragon
  7. See #3
  8. Kill the Dark Mage, Then the Demon
  9. Holy Shit It’s Actual Politics
  10. Kill the LIGHT Mage, Then the Dragon, THEN the Goddess
  11. See #7
  12. See #11
  13. See #12
  14. oh don’t do it
    oh my god
  15. See #13
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#20

There is no escape