I used Nox to reset FE Heroes around a hundred times yesterday. Now you get to pick my team

Fuck it, decided to grind offscreen a bit. Grinding is boring anyway, we came here for tactics, strategy, and terrible jokes!

First off, here’s /ourgirl/ now.

Who says women can’t be badass? She has 32 atk at level 15, wow! She might hit 40 before the level 25 mark, just as I predicted! Her other stats aren’t amazing, but her ability to heal allies when she attacks is actually very useful!


Miles is quickly becoming my go-to mage killer, but he sucks against everything else, and barely is competant VS fliers. He needs to be replaced.


Sully is okay, but her damage is dropping off rapidly. She can’t one-shot sword users anymore. She’s in dire need of a replacement.


Roy is just OK. Remember, even at 5* rating, he’s only above average at best. Without the Binding Blade, he’s below. This team is carried entirely by Julia, and they need another main figure. Roy is not our boy for that job.

OK, so here goes… another 20 orb summon!


FUCK, so many greens! Total waste if you ask me. Oh well, might get a Hector or a Camilla or something. They’d be better than my current units!

We’ll start with blue. Come on, baby!

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Now for the colorless orb! Takumi or Gordin, even a three star Gordin, come on down!

Uhhh… well okay then, we got tits mc’gee! And she, apparently, is a damn heavy hitter, rated very highly on most tier lists! Goodbye, Niles!

Now for three greens in a row. Hngh.

Meh.


Nah.


Nadda.

Welp… that was underwhelming. I guess Julia stole all my luck! But hey, I got one decent colorless unit, that counts for something!