How Devvy Killing My Wife Taught Me An Important Lesson

As the post says, FEU user @Devisian_Nights killed my wife.

Devvy is wanted in 71 countries and the ICC.

Yet I could not help but admire the initiative that he took that day.

He saw an opportunity in a field that had not been occupied yet (murderer of my wife) and decided to grasp the opportunity with his bloodstained hands.

By killing my wife (a CS Major) he also eliminated competition from the market and increased his future chances of success.

Finally, a public murder also increases publicity and increased his ability to form valuable connections in a high-value industry such as prison.

I think we can all take something from Devvy’s actions, and I myself will be attempting to utilize these methods in the future against @Alexmanpersonguy.

Devvy has a bright future in the shower room soap industry.

Go to the EW Thread to post hate mail for devvy

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What’s the point of this thread?

Maybe we need a new category for like, off-topic / pointless threads?

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There’s the irrelevant tag, which as of now is only used here in Dies Emblem.

Also, is it just me, or did the comment/post function get updated today?

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Wow, this really caught me off guard. To think that, I would be called out in a thread like this. I, I can barely handle the temerity, maker of touhou emblem user rye onspeed has to make this thread. Why, a pme could’ve taken it’s place. Even, a Jason Godwin slop post. So, in an effort to save this thread ,and to make sure that FEU stays on track. I will be posting a picture of my newest Morrowind character. Check out Tamriel rebuilt, a huge modding project for Morrowind. It’s an interesting endeavor to behold from our adjacent game hacking space.

Anyway, @Fringus

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There seems to be some UI updates, yeah. I got accosted by this annoying “Welcome Back” splash-header when I opened the tab today and had to reload the page to get rid of the thing.

EDIT: Ew. They made the notifications take up more space per notification. Don’t like that.

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Thank you for sharing your story of how to maximize your financial situation. Myself, I paid for the artists I commissioned a vacation to Jamaica.

But they were in for a surprise.

Upon arrival, they realized I had only booked them one way tickets.

They’d be working there permanently.

Then I reduced the money I pay them for commissions from $70 to $4 to reflect the local economy.

Ofshoring is key.

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Killing your wife

He’s gonna destroy your love
With his actions, he destroys her heart
He gives you always bad surprises, tell me, tell me why
He treats your feelings like a toy

Ryeby, make it, make out, make up
The Dies, it’s time to wake up
They gave you just one death to live
Ryeby, wife and wife and wife her
Wifing her is what is worth it
The most important one to be

But he’s killing your wife, and it will destroy you
But he’s killing your wife, her heart’s disappointed
She’ll love you forever, but please come and save her
She’ll keep you remembered deep beneath the land

But he’s burying your wife, and it will bereave you
But he’s burying your wife, your heart torn asunder
A dream lasts forever if you dream together
I don’t want to believe in love anymore

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May I ask which wife it was?

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Can I make a Ryefu

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The one that makes all of the rules

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i think this is ok bc devevy is my friend

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The military-industrial complex truly makes monsters of us all.

Devvy used to be such a good kid, too…

Disappointing.

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As we all know every first romhack lord is literally just the self insert reflection of the dev

Therefore devy is an untrustworthy [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] who presumably is addicted to sweet caffeinated drinks.

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woah you didn’t have to call out kelik like that

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Hubby I’m literally waiting for you in bed what’re you on about

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kill yourself

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what in the heck

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homoeryetical ryelations with Rye’s affair (wife dead)

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how it feels to get gay on feu