Furcorn 776's FE Questions of the Day

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I asked a bunch of random questions every day back in Serenes, so i decided why not bring it over to FEU. I will post a random question every day.

Would Roy enjoy going to the salon at the Smash Bros salon? Ninian works there as a pedicurist, so he gets free/heavily discounted pedicures.

Also here are a few more questions I liked:

How would Roy react if he read The Little Mermaid by Hans Christian Andersen?

How would the Smash fighters react if they found out Roy was a merman?

How would you feel about a ghost Hector in FE6?

What if Lilina was in Araphen to witness her father being thrown in the dungeon?

Would Rutger enjoy being a merman?

What if Nergal came back like Springtrap and aided Zephiel in the Disturbance of Bern? (Let’s suppose Ninian is Roy’s mother in this version)

What if Jahn was spared in the end of FE6 and sent to Arcadia?

What if Eliwood died on Christmas Eve in front of Roy?

Would you rock the baby Kana to sleep?

Do you think Rutger would crash a party because there were Bernese soldiers cosplaying as My Singing Monsters characters?

What if Fates didn’t have Deeprealms and the only child unit available was Kana?

Could you imagine if Zephiel killed Eliwood Lion-King style and Roy fled to Arcadia?

What if Ninian and Corrin showed off their baby boys?

If Twisted Wonderland characters were in the FE universe, would Malleus and Lilia be manaketes?

What Linux distro would Marth use?

How would Marth react if Jagen pulled out the covers of his bed to wake him up?

How would Marth react if he hit Roy with the Falchion in Smash Bros and he found out it caused more damage?

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Reminds me of this skit:

That said, most of these questions are well above my paygrade.

I think Roy would find little mermaid mildly intriguing but a tiny bit stupid.

I love a good comedic ghost character. A serious ghost character is kind of hard for me to accept though since it pushes my suspension of disbelief too far. (Feels like lazy writing)

If eliwood died on Christmas Eve in front of Roy that would be very tragic and a bit disturbing. Probably pretty scarring tbh.

Marth wouldn’t use Linux, he would upgrade to windows 11 as soon as the prompt appeared cause he wouldn’t know any better.

“How would Marth react if Jagen pulled out the covers of his bed to wake him up?”

*Aeugh! Oh… (exhales) good morning.”

He would look at the sword and do that little frowny approval smile like “huh, neat”

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What if there were Fire Emblem items in Animal Crossing?

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I for one would love to display a Binding Shield in my AC home. Honestly? Surprised there aren’t any FE items.

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How would Tiki react if she found out Mar Mar was nerfed in ultimate? (It was due to him killing Pomily members while drunk and stoned af)

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Does Marth enjoy the sensation of dipping his feet into a body of water?

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Did you know I have a Serenes Forest Forums account?

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How would Mar Mar react if he found out Medeus cooked Cornelius and Elice into chili and instead of fighting he (Medeus) makes him eat the chili he made?

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This is… a very specific question. I think he would be horrifyingly confused.

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How would Marth react if he found out Gharnef painted Altea green?

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What if Jagen actually died during the events of Shadow Dragon like what the devs originally intended? When would this happen?

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What if Jagen became this?

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What if Medeus forced Marth to kill Elice?

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What if Hector got to see Roy marry Lilina?

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What if Mar Mar died in front of Caeda?

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Since I’m not going to be here tomorrow, I have a bonus question for you?

How would Caeda react if she found out that Marth was executed on March 31 and that his ashes were smoked and snorted by the singing monsters?

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Inb4 Marth uses Yggdrasil Linux

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What if Roy was forced to eat the ashes of Eliwood? Also Happy April Fools!!

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he’d be sad

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He’ll be pleased, though it’s not canon :v