Furcorn 776's FE Questions of the Day

I asked a bunch of random questions every day back in Serenes, so i decided why not bring it over to FEU. I will post a random question every day.

Would Roy enjoy going to the salon at the Smash Bros salon? Ninian works there as a pedicurist, so he gets free/heavily discounted pedicures.

Also here are a few more questions I liked:

How would Roy react if he read The Little Mermaid by Hans Christian Andersen?

How would the Smash fighters react if they found out Roy was a merman?

How would you feel about a ghost Hector in FE6?

What if Lilina was in Araphen to witness her father being thrown in the dungeon?

Would Rutger enjoy being a merman?

What if Nergal came back like Springtrap and aided Zephiel in the Disturbance of Bern? (Let’s suppose Ninian is Roy’s mother in this version)

What if Jahn was spared in the end of FE6 and sent to Arcadia?

What if Eliwood died on Christmas Eve in front of Roy?

Would you rock the baby Kana to sleep?

Do you think Rutger would crash a party because there were Bernese soldiers cosplaying as My Singing Monsters characters?

What if Fates didn’t have Deeprealms and the only child unit available was Kana?

Could you imagine if Zephiel killed Eliwood Lion-King style and Roy fled to Arcadia?

What if Ninian and Corrin showed off their baby boys?

If Twisted Wonderland characters were in the FE universe, would Malleus and Lilia be manaketes?

What Linux distro would Marth use?

How would Marth react if Jagen pulled out the covers of his bed to wake him up?

How would Marth react if he hit Roy with the Falchion in Smash Bros and he found out it caused more damage?