Fill in the Blank 2: Word Boogaloo

Alright, so seeing as the last “Fill in the Blank” was quite popular on FEU, I’ve decided to make a like a greedy film studio CEO and get a sequel made.

Here’s the Original: FEU Fills in the Blank:

So for those who’re new here and/or have forgotten how this works, here’s a quick refresher:

I provide a prompt sentence (for example, "Effie is a…), and you have to come up with a way to finish the sentence (e.g. ‘armor knight’).

Just like last time, there are two rules:

1.) Be creative with your response.

2.) One post per response please.

And have fun!

Now as for the prompt this time around…

Drumroll Please...

Playing Fire Emblem is like cooking because…

8 Likes

…an oil burn is like an enemy landing a 1% crit.

1 Like

…an oil burn is like only getting Hp on a level up.

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…it could taste fantastic or terrible based on the execution.

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…the Jagen’s lategame prf is like reheating leftovers

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…everyone thinks they could make it better… they can’t.

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…You fry your enemies well done.

…You nearly ruin the whole experience with one mistake, but it turns out fine in the end.

3 Likes

…too many ingredients can spoil the experience.

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…the iron chef/man experience is a true test of your ability to adapt.

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…when things get out of hand, I get salty.

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…I don’t know how to cook.

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Errors are permanent, unless you start from scratch.

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I’m bad at it

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The American versions aren’t as spicy

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… Each time you cook, you get better by practicing (You know, just like my mom’s cooking)

Sometimes adding an EGG ruins the whole dish.

Sometimes you really do forget to turn the stove off.

When someone shows up to the meal late everyone else is just annoyed.

… evey ingredient is unique, but too many makes everything taste the same.