Just a bunch of random FE3H Incorrect Quotes:
Food-Related:
Reactions to Eating Spicy Food—Starring Caspar, Ferdinand, Dorothea, and Hubert.
Ferdinand: Face read as a tomato By the goddess! Is this what commoners endure on a daily basis?!
Edelgard:Eyes watering but trying to maintain composure Ferdinand, please. Control yourself. Although, it is quite… potent.
Hubert: Staring intently at soup Interesting. It lacks subtlety, but the heat adds a certain… edge
Dorothea: Fanning herself dramatically Oh dear, oh dear. I feel like I’ve swallowed the sun. Someone get me some water, and maybe a handsome mercenary to fan me?
Edelgard: Glares at Dorothea
Hubert: analyzes soup ingredients and jots them in a notepad
Caspar: Somehow still eating
Byleth and Hubert Arguing Over Sweets #1
Byleth: Stabs cake with spoon and stuffs it into her mouth This is the most efficient method. Maximum frosting per bite.
Hubert: Narrows eyes while dissecting cookie with fork Utterly barbaric. True appreciation lies in savoring each component individually before the final harmonious culmination.
Edelgard: Sips tea Must you two wage war over sweets? We all know the true way to consume sweets is to do so when no one is around to pester you with “duties of the utmost importance”. Looks pointedly at Hubert
Byleth and Hubert Arguing Over Sweets #2
Hubert: The proper way to eat a macaron is to take the smallest of nibbles. This releases the flavor slowly, allowing you to savor the full experience of the confection.
Byleth: Stuffs macaron into mouth and swallows without chewing Mmmph. M’kay
Byleth and Hubert Arguing Over Sweets #3
Byleth: Stares at bowl of pudding Is there a strategy to this?
Hubert: Looks blankly at Byleth Of course. One must always begin from the outer edge, working slowly inward in a careful spiral. Any other method is, frankly, uncivilized.
Edelgard: Waves hand dismissively Just tilt the bowl and drink it. Let’s not pretend either of you possess any manners.
Byleth and Edelgard Being, Well…Byleth and Edelgard
Humiliating the Emperor…
Ferdinand: Edelgard von Hresvelg! Prepare yourself to meet your match in combat!
Edelgard: Sighs Must we Ferdinand? I’d hoped for a moment of peace before the day completely devolved. Very well, I suppose I could spare a moment.
Byleth: Jumps out of bushes and tickles Edelgard
Hubert: PROFESSOR! You dare lay hands on Lady Edelgard!
Byleth: Attempts to frown while holding back a smile We really need to work on surprise attack defense
Edelgard: Sputters Ferdinand…you were a diversion for this planned ambush!?
Ferdinand: Diversion…Plan?
I Hereby Proclaim Byleth Stupid
Byleth: Holding up Edelgard’s crown full of hair So…I won?
Edelgard: Rubs head while glaring at Byleth YOU JUST WON YOURSELF ANOTHER WAR PROFESSOR.
Byleth: Should I give it back?
I Worry About My Own Mental Health…
Edelgard: And that Professor, is the final form of the Raging Storm move perfected!
Byleth Claps slowly Very impressive, though…
Bucket of colorful glitter falls on Edelgard from the sky
Byleth: You might want to work on your defense against aerial glitter attacks.
Other Black Eagles Quotes
Linhardt and Caspar—Starring a Random Puppy
Linhardt: Yawns while cat curls up on his lap Ah, a perfect model of symbiosis. One sleeps, the other…also sleeps.
Caspar: Sleeping?! We should be training! What if the enemy attacks? We gotta be ready to fight! Plus, the dog could draw attention away from my moves!
Linhardt: eyes still closed If the enemy is distracted by a puppy, I think I’ll manage just fine.
Bernadetta actually Does Mean Bear…
Bernadetta: Sings loudly and off-key …and then the reaper came, with scythe so keen, and sliced away my hopes and dreams— AAAAAH!
Dorothea: Oh Bernie, enjoying the fresh air? That’s a lovely sentiment for a murder ballad, but maybe try a little less volume? The crows are starting to circle again.
Bernadetta: Screams and runs to her room CROWS?! I KNEW IT! THE END IS NEAR!!!
