Did Dewey do drugs when I wasn’t looking
Fire Emblem: Bloodlines is an allegory for doing hard drugs.
Oh, oh, bloodlines, because they’re injecting?
at A rank, Dewey gains access to the Gold Tooth.
Also, 400GET.
Zombie Morva, president of the Drazocombie Union, walks into Fomortiis’ office. “We need to talk about benefits, milord. The troops are picketing for dental coverage.”
EDIT: And also cool sprites. Dat first mug is definitely OG kush quality bruh.
can dragons even picket with those tiny little arms…?
A week later, all the dragons had pristine, shiny teeth from the dentist’s office. When Lo! Erika attacks. All of the dragons mobilize… but what’s this?? Minty Breath! Barely does any damage against Eirika and their army is wiped out…
thus ended the tragic tale of the draco zombie union.
on an unrelated note bonewalkers have been demanding higher wages in order to buy food as there union Representative said “were all practically just bones at this point,”
You know who needs dental care, especially? Mauthe Dogs (or however they spell it).
Minty Breath should be a Dragon’s innate healing weapon in some hack. 1-2 range healing maybe?
omg
Fae should use it, recolor the divine dragonstone breath green it already sounds minty
Whoa what just
Oh, hi, the under thread.
I moved it because it was getting a little too off-topic
more like their greater cousins; they have 3 sets of jaws to work with
Imagine the dental bills on those if they weren’t insured…
even worse; imagine how the dentist would feel when he has to put braces on them
Nevermind
inb4 you get yelled at for necroposting
oh wait it’s not Sernes.
This is basically the official hating-on-serenes thread now shot
eh necroposting makes sense to stray away from; it’s pointless to bump a ~6 month old thread with a stupid reply(which 99.999999% of necroposts are).