One Sentence Each Plot

Brigand scream

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You shouldn’t do eliwood/hector mode either

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Ursula has more story importance than a single battle.

“Why are we still here?”

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Smh…

Bartre becomes a tree, and Hector uses his soft, supple wood to forge the new Stormbreaker axe so he can defeat Thanos some guy named Zephiel.

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Hector is a canibal and enjoys consuming useless characters to gain strength.

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The one where there’s questionable voice acting, a special sword, and possibly something about a dragon, oh yeah, and a magic wish granting key medallion thing that’s shoe’d in there too!

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every map theme should be inescapable fate just for markyjoe

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Make her playable if you don’t attack her

In a world where the mighy Marf Santangelo train for his army, grinding to the very best…to slay women, children… and wild horses!..

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Funky kong mode

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Beran kills Godzilla and self-proclaims as the new leader of the Black Fang.

The ghosts of all the horses slaughtered in Genealogy form a hivemind, before managing to win against Gharnef and proceeding to await the heroes on the Dread Isle.

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All the generic bosses are Marisa recolors

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anyone with Marisa’s portrait also has a beard

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Dorcas’s rational fear of mutton is put to the test by Lowen’s cooking, despite trusting nobody.

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Story Blitz when?

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