How Do I Even Poll, Man?

Is this how you do this?

  • Yes
  • No

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What is Arch?

  • A nerd.
  • A fuckin nerd.
  • A pretty okay guy who doesn’t for anything.

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What is Klok? :stuck_out_tongue:

  • Misunderstood genius
  • Yeah he shitposts sometimes but he’s pretty aite
  • Even a broken klok is right twice a day?

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But what is a poll???

  • We just don’t know.
  • Something that needs to have two options at least, apperantly. But this is the wrong answer and you’re uncool if you choose it.

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No “a miserable little pile of secrets” option?

How do you spell “apparently”?

  • [e͡ɪ.pʰiː.pʰiː.e͡ɪ.aɹ.iː.ɛn.tiː.ɛl.wɑ͡ɪ]. “Apparently”.
  • o-h-s-o-d-o-f-f-a-l-r-e-a-d-y-y-o-u-w-a-n-k-e-r. “Apparently”.
  • The only thing apparent in this room is the tear of eternal loneliness in your pathetic, beady little eyes. [flips microphone stand]

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Worst part of FEU?

  • It’s not Serenes
  • Donald Trump
  • Pitch black emo skin reminds me of Death Note but without the edgy social commentary
  • You, Klok. It’s you.

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Real talk, though: it’s the fact that the featured-project banner at the top is a blob of blinding white in comparison to the rest of the UI.

Having a skin to make it look more like a mundane, innocent social network than one of those shady, dark-colored video-the-ma-games websites probably wouldn’t hurt those of us who browse during work/class either. You know who you are.

I love the skin, but the featured project blinding white colors are definitely bad. It also looks inorganic. Luckily you can press X to close it off forever, until they change it/update it again.

What we really need is a skin selector, put a lighter colored skin as default, and let me swap back to this skin forever.

Question, can you put multiple polls in one post?

  • Possibly
  • Definitely
  • No

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Are you sure?

  • Well, I was.
  • Still am despite evidence to the contrary.
  • Enough about polls, let’s talk about body odor.

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But wait, we can have multiple polls, is there a limit per posts?

  • Absolutely, being able to post more than 10 is just silly.
  • I would hope not! This is FEU, not a democracy!
  • Who cares? I like swimsuit models.

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Is this post getting a tad crazy?

  • Yes, like every other joke in the past, you’re taking it too far.
  • This isn’t funny anymore.
  • I can’t let you do that, Dave.

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Don’t forget to add multiple polls, you need to follow this format!

[poll name=examplePoll]
 - This is useful
 - This is pointless
 - I like tacos
[/poll]
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Taking it too far? Challenge accepted

You know, these polls are nice and compact. I like how they go in a single post and aren’t some huge, thread-dominating thing at the top of the page. And best of all, this could usher in a new era of FEU’s members getting to know each other like never before! See, here’s a fantastic example right now!

If you were cursed to turn into a plant for a week, which one would you be?

[poll]

  • A hyacinth, delicate and innocent
  • One of those flowering trees that litters its petals and pollen everywhere, so I can annoy people by giving them messy patios and stuffy noses
  • One of those huge flowers that smells like rotting flesh to attract flies
  • A vine, because I’d be divine. I would be da vine.
  • You’re going to hell for that fourth option, Lusqy [/poll]

Number 4 because clearly, I would pick a pun. And then a peck of pickled peppers.

FUN FACT, putting the Pound/hashtag sign before something makes your text look stupid obnoxious, like so:

#I think the recession wasn’t all that big of a deal.

  • I agree
  • I disagree
  • X for the block

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What is an MCProductions?

[poll]

-A miserable pile of secrets
-A hacking newb who needs to learn his place
-An extra large pizza with extra cheese

[/? [poll]]

Option b:

  • Someone who can’t make his poll work
  • Someone who can’t not not make his poll work

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Does l95 like Splatoon?

  • yes
  • yes (fuck you I want a poll with two of the same options)

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I still feel a tad bit shocked when Lindsy utters the rare F-bomb. I don’t know if I’ll ever get used to it. She’s such a delicate and innocent hyacinth.

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Am I the best Splatoon player here?

  • Yes.
  • No, L95 is.
  • No, I, the responder, am.

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What is going on here?

  • Nothing
  • Everything
  • Who knows?

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