Hey, fellow baes! Has the totally extra SquisherZ™ ad got you turnt yet?
Now listen closely, because boy do I have some TEA to spill, gurl.
I’ll have you know that my uncle works at Monarch™…
And he sent me an EARLY COPY of SquisherZ™!! That’s right sis, I have SquisherZ™ MONTHS before the release date…
Don’t be throwing shade at me cause I have SquisherZ™ MONTHS before release - I know I’m humble bragging, but…
I dumped the ROM - and you hunty’s deserve to be just as woke as me!
Now you ALL can finesse SquisherZ™ (for the GameChamp™) RIGHT NOW!
You thirsty hoes better get on it before Monarch™ gets sus’d at us!
It’s going to be SO EPIC you guys, so why not join in and get TURNT with millions of other players? Yeet!