FEU VS: The Heroes We Deserve

Rules:

  • Don’t get anyone killed on purpose.
  • Don’t fuck up
  • Don’t be a dick
  • Don’t sell promo items
  • Don’t summon the antichrist
  • or do, whatever
  • hail stan

Player Order:

Zim
Pandan
Darrman
Runa
Zane

To be updated when I do the first chapter

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A few tidbits of info:

  • Prep shop inventory changes each chapter (there aren’t any in chapter shops)
  • There’s a rotating cast of 3 parties
  • Each has a convoy unit (who are also essential)
  • The convoy is shared between the 3 groups and you can take items from non-present units during battle prep
  • Exp is quick and promo items are a plenty

Have fun, don’t die and more importantly, don’t get murder killed.

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Also remember: You are never the bad guys, everyone else always is.

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Looking forward to getting started!

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are we the baddies

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no, that’s derek

Oh boy here we go

Prologue

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High quality title screen, as expected.
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You sound as uncertain as I do, chapter title.
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Setting up the plot, featuring Roy from the smash bros series.
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The squad so far, they have skills, I read them, I didn’t take pictures of all of them.
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Somehow this feels cathartic.
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These levels didn’t keep I had to restart at some point and forgot to replace these.
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Oscar worthy.
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Not any more it isn’t, nerd.
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This better not be a trend.
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Royshook
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This also feels cathartic.
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Too bad go back to Smash.
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Finally, a decent level.
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I appreciate these being short and to the point, reading is a lot of effort.
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And that’s chapter one, you’re up, Dan.

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;-;

/5char

Chapter 2 all done, and we only risked death twice. We’re taking Eric to endgame.

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Dan brought up a good point about the rotating cast/LP’ers.

If you'd like to know which group is playable in each chapter click here.

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Also:

If you'd rather be surprised, click here.

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Chapter 3: Game Night

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Our heroes are prepared to play some games! However, Eric’s plight means that our fun must be delayed.
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Or not. As the night wears on…
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The fourth wall grows ever thinner. Everybody loves fancy coloured text. Except Jatwood. Always blame Jatwood.
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Suddenly, a stranger breaks in! He claims he was just closing the door for us, but a scripted knife miss from Matt the always-facing-the-wrong-way man sends him packing. As a result, Bad Guys? rear their ugly heads. Matthew drops an awful pun.
And now, battle preps.
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I never liked the modular mini box.
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The map; fairly short. It’s also foggy, because it’s the middle of the night after a load of League rounds. Note the treasure.
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And the internet’s inventory. There’s a master seal under the cutoff. I opted to purchase a shamshir. Or should I say whamshir.
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Here are our party members. Matthew’s class is the designated healer. Matt uses knives, and is unable to wield a traditional sword.
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Here’s Sohp, the boss. He’s got a friend as well.
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I have played this chapter before, so I have an idea of what I’m doing. Chest is opened on turn 1 and positioning is set up to have it traded by turn 2. The point is also choked.
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As it so happens, the point was choked incorrectly. There’s a mage hiding behind Joey’s unit bubble, and he’s perfectly capable of wounding him to critical health levels.
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Matt dashes in to eliminate the mage and save the day. However, more enemies lay in wait behind the fog.
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And that’s an instant game over! Matt just ragequits.
Attempt number 2…
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Fewer enemies can attack Joey by standing one tile back. Tristan clears out the merc, Matt mashes the mage, and finally…
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Joey crits the archer. With that, the hardest part of the chapter has been conquered.
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A couple turns later, things look like that. The armour has an elixir:
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Which is now my elixir. Or Budweiser. Hurray for product placement.
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And now to address the elephant in the room: Kirby. From Kirby Right Back At Ya. And Super Smash Brothers. And a bunch of other stuff. He has a lot of defence. I don’t engage him quite yet, though.
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The chest has a Sacred Flame tome. It’s effective against dark mages for whatever reason. I’m not familiar with D&D, and I understand that a lot of spells here come from that.
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I forgot to take a screenshot of Sohp’s stats. He goes down without much trouble. The one hit point he would have lived by gets wiped out by a crit.
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Have a healing slash.
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Joey has the triangle and effectiveness on Kirby, and therefore stands in front of him and takes the counter for fear of dying to a light sword hit. In other news, Galeem murdered every other character in the roster. Let’s finish the job for him, shall we?
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Not before robbing Kirby.
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And good night.
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A curiosity: Joey is meant to have 8 avoid with his current stats. Somehow that gets rendered as -2 avoid. Intimidate reduces all enemy avoid by 10. We’re coloured red. Is Joey intimidating himself?
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We could save Eric… or we could play more games. Will they make it by Chapter 10? Well the next chapter is Chapter 4. And Runa’s playing Chapter 4. So it’s up to her to figure out if they’ll make it. See you all next time!

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wait, am i supposed to get the sav from someone else or do i have to get to chapter 4

if it’s the latter it might take a bit lol

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Darr should be sending it to you
so bug him about it

Thank you. <3

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Chapter 4: School's Out

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School’s out for summer~! :musical_note:

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like it or not, roy spitting straight facts doe :flushed:

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not gonna get involved in that debate

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oh no.

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oh NO.

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aww man

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five units is a little unfortunate, but at least we can get some nice trades

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i do like how valuable the shopkeeper finds the underwear, if that’s what you like to spend your money on it’s no judgement. (don’t worry i didn’t sell it :OOO)

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i came here to play thwd not ghebfe

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here’s the map! objective is “defend kid?”, whatever that means ;/

after the first turn, a shaman teleports in! wow!
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it’s jenna!!! the shaman with a broken tome

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wow, josh sucks

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oh no!!! guess i need to restar–

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oh.

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well, we may as well keep going?

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okay but like, why is jagger good

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okay but like, why is bianca good

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oh great! more reinforcements. nothing like it!

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okay but like, why is bianca good

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hi chester, can we just talk about his 169% luck growth tho

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Dominique, nique, nique
S’en allait tout simplement
Routier, pauvre et chantant

alright, let’s get a support going!
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perfect.

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let’s get some more level ups.

wait, can you hear that? did somebody say promotion?
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okay there we go, now let’s just get another support going.

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great!

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hmm, colonel, i wanna kill the boss but my hit rates suck.

so let me tap into my infinite brain power to pull out the ULTImATE POWER
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great! let’s keep going by looting his house!

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assless chaps? i wouldn’t want those, thank you very much.

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okay but like, why is jagger good

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i thought giving josh some xp would be a good idea. it wasn’t

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whatever, let’s just get the door key from this scrub and see what’s inside the school

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i don’t know what i expected :OOO

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okay, now that’s an item i want.

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okay but like…

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why is bianca good?

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great, now i can kill every last one of them!

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and, scene…

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oh wait what

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okay now it’s scene

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okay but like, why is bianca good? anyways, fun chapter, i feel bad for the skeleton that has to play this next chapter :OOO

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Sigh... Making friends is fucking hard.

can confirm
also can’t wait for Chester to carry the team again, he’s the MVP

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I want you all to know about this:

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Anyway…


Hi, welcome to FEU VS: THWD. I’ll be your host, funny skeleton man. Today we’ll be playing Ch5: Plastered.

Ch5: Plastered

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Work: the bane of hackers.

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The Bad Guy(?)s are catching up to our squad of Good Guy(?)s. Meanwhile, inside the cabin…

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Interesting…

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Probably a wise decision.

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INTERESTING

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Title drop.

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Chapter drop.

Anyway, the squad gets interrupted by some really weird pizzamen.

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Oh yeah, that’s Greg. He joined offscreen.

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The sage and dragoon down there are the bosses. We’ve got to defend plasterman here while fucking up the bad guys.

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Starting things off by bopping this archer holding a chest key.

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Nice.

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Next, moving Greg to have Talor equip the rapier. Also, support.

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Quality.

Everyone else gets moved down and Talor bops the armor on enemy phase.

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Some lady appears, babbling about a forest?

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Praise sand tiles

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Oh.

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Zap.

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Fuckin’ nerd.

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Nice. Going to canto down toward the village.

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Hugging for support bonuses.

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Galaxy brain

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Whatever, I’ll take it.

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The bad idea fairy strikes.

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Oh hey, nice.

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D&D casters in a nutshell, amirite

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Mission accomplished

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Or not.

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Yeah, that’s the expected result I guess.

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Let’s see if Steve can land a crit or two.

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NICE

EP: Greg gets bullied and
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oh

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OH

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Goode Boyes™

It’s time to get Steve out of there, but first we grab the village:
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:thinking:
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oof

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Village lady confirmed for best character.

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We get a devil axe and an overwhelm. Steve cantos away from the doggos.

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After shoving our nerd around and using her to chip, Henry kills the myrm and ranks up bows.

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Talor sips some budweiser and waits for a doggo to arrive.

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Risky nerdslaying.

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Talor takes two hits from a doggo and delivers one.

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Teamwork!

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Quick support while trading/walling/dropping

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Talor bops a dog and gains a bad level.

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Greg’s defense level up on EP saves him from becoming dog food.

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Talor crits a doggo.

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Dunno what her deal was.

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Much like Johnny Time, it’s Henry Time.

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After stacking everyone up for sick support bonuses, this merc gets obliterated. This moment of extreme violence has been censored to protect viewers.

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We need to get Cale below half HP because he has plot armor.

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Yes.

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Not bad.

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You know what happens to nerds around here.

I intended to have Kristie chip at Isobel, but…
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Welp, that’s that. Up next, lots of dialogue. Here’s the gist:
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Nice.

Meanwhile, the actual bad guys and not the Bad Guy(?)s:
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You’re telling me, dude.

And that’s a wrap. Up next: Zimzam.

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Missed opportunity to call chairs promoted class “reliable(?) healer”

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I always thought ‘Great Lord’ was a stupid name so I did the same thing. Although I was debating on going with ‘Healerer’ at one point.

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Good Healer ??