FEU plays TLP

Despair. .-.

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Interlude + Siegfried Mode Endings

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I think somebody called this one? idr
but yes galagar is import

Summary:
Howard captured the rebels; “not strong is smart”
basically these are The Bads? I think

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the music playing through this scene doesn’t set a mood particularly well

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this seems plot relevant maybe does this game even have plot

“circle’s” “everywhere”:

the game has too much plot
can’t follow it

why wait a month???
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WAIT LOOK
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SYMPATHY POINTS!!!
!!!
… not reallly?
what does this even mean owo?~
(i actually already know because i read an LP of this “game”)

Make my duty to kill me - Today at 11:08 AM

(ooc: i love roleplaying in my own hack kekekeke)

“circle’s” “everywhere” - Today at 11:08 AM

it means he’s actually Alm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/242781622502424578/244523472859037696/TLP_06.png

I actually like that peer sprite edit
It’s small but it works

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/242781622502424578/244523621739921409/TLP_07.png
we_aren’t_that_evil_we_swear

ok wtf that’s that entire scene basically
a singular namedrop of general zane i guess?












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Stupid “epilogue” thing.

Interlude End Piece



Make my duty to kill me

I bet they work han-in-hand with the edge knights

Datagne, Hopen4Bopen

Gotta be careful now!
Don’t murder the units senslessly!

WHAT STORY THOUGH?? D:<

Datagne, Hopen4Bopen

>hidden secrets

so
“reset whenever anybody dies because this game is badly designed”
“and asks you to do arbitrary nonsense in order to get a hint”

Make my duty to kill me

>blazer’s special tile

FINALLY TIME FOR

Chapter Proper

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>eyes not closed
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>using talking frames

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wasn’t anakin in the army at the same time as kevin at one point
wasn’t that the entire point of one of the chapters having a note in the readme that like
some characters’s levels reset because hacking was annoying?



This feels kind of weak. I realize i’m cropping a lot but you can figure out what’s missing, right?


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anakin. anakin. anakin.
that is not how this works.
you could have said that in many fewer words. many fewer.
“How goes the recruiting?”
“Nobody new.”

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but again
anakin; you could say all of this much quicker, much simpler, and still in tone

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until this part, look! actual important stuff.

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Singular Character Trait!

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cool, enemies
this looks like a badly designed map waiting to play out
i may be pleasantly surprised however

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are they, are they really, black armor soldier

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… … …
i count 8?

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yes yes this is good
do that

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ffs anakin you have 4 people

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.w. this never stopped people in vanilla fe6/7/8 running all over the place

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ace: modern speaking

this bothers me.

THIS is our LOVELY Player Phase music.
A lot of the cutscenes don’t make it stop until quite a fair while through… or at all.
._.

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There’re 11 enemies on this map at the moment.

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It’s a fine bio- but THIS SPEAR. AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHGHGHGHGHGHG.

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redundancy! much redundancy. ugh.

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who knew kevin was noble

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idk how to feel about ace’s armor here





This convo is just weird.

“A Moment’s Rest” plays throughout this entire cutscene.





idk if this boss is supposed to be sympathetic or not


BUT THIS IS NOT HOW WAR WORKS



See boxed fort??? IT HAS AN AMBUSH SPAWN SOLDIER
(enemies on the map: 12)

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kevin is gud

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ace is also pretty ok

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I wonder what happens if I use Anakin to get somebody to visit that on turn one
(answer: nothing; you just get the blue gem that that village has.)

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… .w. at least he has a prf brave.
that at least should make him competent
too bad he isn’t a safe unit ?
-2 might and -20 hit rate relative to iron. that stinks…
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her nose twitches when she blinks
this bothers me greatly
well at she’s not bad stats

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KARINANO

THE EXP!!!



#*Strategoingtowin intensificatifies*

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This text box almost finished showing up and writing text before the music started playing.
Additionally, this looks weird because anakin’s mug isn’t in the shot yet.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/242781622502424578/244566800900030464/TLP_114.png
in other words we shouldn’t trust you
but why should we let you fall in ranks.


ok i mean this is good news



You could just say that it was Kelik of the Legend Mercenaries

see if that means anything to anakin

(if you haven’t figured that out yet, what’s wrong with you i’m sorry)



AT LEAST THIS PART MAKES SOME SENSE.
oh also while I cut it out
there’s a third line there that’s, uh, “But I’ll be fighting with you instead,”
Which makes this stink because you could compress those lines into 4 lines LOOK AT HOW MUCH WHITE SPACE THERE IS ON THAT TEXT BOX



THIS LINE SPACING

OH MY GOD


now that she’s not a greenie, she’s suddenly black rider with red wyvern

instead of olive and dark green rider with green wyvern
–Oh, that’s slightly blue armor.

BUT HER ARMOR PAULDRON IN HER MUGSHOT IS WHITE

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ok now I know something is up with this northern house

nope
literally no character has a different conversation with that house
wtf

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gogo eduardo!

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Can Karina match up?

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with style of course. :3

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ooo this STINKS

56 hit for 10 damage? rip eduardo at that rate.

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… karina I get the feeling is supposed to be a psuedojeigan along with Kevin?
Like Oswin in FE7?

i like these odds however:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/242781622502424578/244570589816291329/TLP_134.png



Only Anakin
would learn to magic
as a “hobby”


o
talon dodged twice
rip

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THIS IS AN ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE MOVE BY PART OF BLAZER.


… wait hang on

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(now you can see that it has effective damage)
WHYYYYYYYYYY

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wasn’t this guy supposed to be somewhat sympathetic?

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Fighting on…


hmm; nobody wants any new items;right?
we have no use for any of this…
hmm actually anakin’s tome is looking a little worn…

Datagne, Hopen4Bopen

I could use a heal staff or 3

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That’s better!

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eduardo’s level from dodging two and getting hit by a javelin

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“…Yes…” - Kevin
“Nothing else?” - Talon
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i mean so far talon’s hit every time he’s attacked kevin so
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i guess he’s p. good at that punishing thing

At Dat’s request:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/242781622502424578/244575065243516928/TLP_157.png

and I want these…
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… I was hoping for an explanation of how the soldiers were daft / how you weren’t
also your blink frame is MESSED UP, Talon
Also, you’re full of nonsense, because Ace just-

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ACED
you.

…guys can Ace be a safe unit for sake of puns? D:
don’t bother like… levelling him. just let him be alive?


question
wtf is talon as a character

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[details=aftermath]




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SMALL BREAK BECAUSE

THIS TEXT SPACING. THIS IS EXACTLY
#WHAT NOT TO DO













This chapter wasn’t too horribly designed; honestly!
It didn’t have any “nice” moments, though. It kind of felt filler?
But it at least didn’t suck.

My hopes for a good chapter were nonextant in the first place, I’m relatively happy to get something not bad.

NEXT TIME: Zimzam screws us all.
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I can’t wait to leave all the good loot on levion/kill Levion

Chapter 12: The edge appears

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I may have changed every instance of legend to ledgend.

Let’s get this shitshow under way shall we?

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With a chin like that he’s potentially even edgier than Kelik.

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I’ll be surprised if Levion makes it out of this chapter alive.

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Suh dude

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This about sums up my reaction to this whole scene.
Side note: His World has been playing the entire goddamn time.

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RIP His World

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Z
E
N
A
I
R

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Nothing of value was lost, sorry Arch.

Some boring plot shit happened

And then the music got all weird and emotional
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Kelik, I-

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Honestly Tekun you might as well go so you don’t die this chapter.

Then some bad guys show up or whatever.

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I have many

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Hmm, I clearly don’t have enough time to get those chests, given it’s an escape map.

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And our resident edgelord has a 1-2 range fire sword

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Jesus christ.

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That’s dumb. Kill them and remove the threat.

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Hmm…
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http://i.imgur.com/WoQPebE.png

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Wouldn’t want this extra pair of boots weighing me down

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Or this heavy gem

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Sanic speed

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Jesus christ what

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GOTTA GO FAST

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Whoops I triggered him

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gg ez

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And then kelik died so none of this counts

ROUND 2

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Levion my man I think you need the extra movement.

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Can’t let anyone mine glitch their way through a chapter

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And this chest is just fucking stupid.

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I value my sanity more than kililng someone so Levion lives, for now.

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But I left him in the fort, how the fuck did he get out.

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let’s blaze through these trees if you know what I mean

AND THAT WAS FUCKING IT
“Oh hey levion’s gone”
“K let’s escape through this forest”
END SCENE

The chapter wasn’t even that awful, except for a few stupid design decisions like giving boots that early. Or putting a chest key in a fucking chest.

And yes the mine is gone, everyone has to play their maps legitimately now.

Next time, on FEU plays TLP:
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Oh for fuck’s sake

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Hey man, Asch is a legitimately cool axe edgehero.

Emphasis on edge. (though not as much as Kelik, bless)

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Chainsaw is still broken af tho

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Edge stuff!


When?


Try not catching your breath so you don’t have 19 speed.


Speaking of…


BLAZER!! Thankfully, he loses a good amount of speed from his weapons.


See, if weapon weight didn’t exist, everyone would get doubled by Logan. (Does anyone else ever use the unit lists?)


The map has only us, Asch, and the boss. FE3 victory music is playing.


I got a shine in the top village. I then sold it so I could buy another javelin.


I had Karina scout out the area around Logan on my first try, but he didn’t move. I did some rescuedropping to get Asch closer to…


Selik! Also hi Altheres.


Recruitment number 1. Maybe you could be a knight for the kingdom of Edgeland. wasn’t there a place called edguardia in soa or am I imagining it


Take my word for it I recruited him.


That’s 300 gold less to spend and ten experience for me.


laughs evilly No, I didn’t sell the power ring. I wasted our money on antitoxins.


Althares cannot dodge.


So he wasted an elixir.


I should mention Ace and Kevin are hanging at the back fighting reinforcements. Ace also is not ace at all. Take note, Zim.


Guess who used the energy ring. Spoilers: it’s not the boss.


woo, shadow sword…


I gave Eduardo a choice. He could hit the forty and live, or miss it and die.


He choose poorly. However, you can do it was exposed, so Selik moved in…


EDGELORD NO


NOW I HAVE TO DO ALL THAT AGAIN
And that’s why there was no level up screenies here.
In the real run, I did basically the same thing, except Asch dealt with Logan.

Level up montage under details I can’t see without saucehackery!

[img]http://i.imgur.com/CGJJ4wn.png[/img] Defensive! [img]http://i.imgur.com/tFZnPkg.png[/img] Strength! [img]http://i.imgur.com/dLo7lEb.png[/img] Speed! [img]http://i.imgur.com/c2qCXCO.png[/img] Edgelord gets sturdier! [img]http://i.imgur.com/ZXycNEa.png[/img] Burglar earns competence! [s] make him rob some villages circles please [/s]


And we’ll end it on this note. No-one really disagrees.

NEXT TIME ON FEU PLAYS TLP…

Someone had fun with reclassing. And rigging lots of stat points. And feeding you with statboosters. And completely replacing your facesprite.
That’s meant to be me?

Hey, gotta make dumb Kaga Emblem jokes when I can.

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What are you getting at here sonny boy

I mean Ace should …mysteriously disappear in a strange accident, shall we say.

Keep ace alive no matter what got it

-Ace wasn’t a flying class
missed opportunity tbh desu

This game was a missed opportunity for a landfill.

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Here it is: Chapter 14

What fresh hell awaits

Same tbh

Why not? That’s literally his entire character

ALSO BULLYING IS WRONG AND DON’T DO DRUGS

how mysterious

didn’t you die?

Knowing escort missions, he probably killed himself

RIP green soldier

Pictured: Kelik judging someone before he knows them

Pictured: Someone judging Kelik after they know him

It’s time for… our regularly scheduled Mechanics Discussion!

And with that, we’re FINALLY done with the exposition. Let’s get to the prep screen.

Oh hello. Let’s see how many crits we can get out of you, shall we?

I’m honestly surprised that the survival rank is as high as it is. Zim’s been slacking off.

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thx kelik, i’ll be sure to spend it on MATERIAL THINGS

speed/10

These villages are closed, and completely pointless.

Units with <1 AS at this point in the game? come on.

He knows what he wants, good for him

That doesn’t sound very good

They’d love you at the Hague.

she gon die

sorrynotsorry

ANYWAY LET’S SEE HOW THIS CHAINSAW DOES

No crit. 11/12 uses remain.

10/12 uses remain.

9/12 uses remain.

8/12 uses remain.

aide

Got some light magic, meh.

Useless

Useless

Uses: 7/12

speed/10

As expected?

Oh, that’s new. Wonder who recruits you.

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6/12 uses remain.

eh it’s probably fine right

yep totally fine

holy shit speed

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

I thought you were a hostage to be executed, but now you’re an enemy soldier? And the general straight up LETS you desert?

More of this please

No stel xp pls

Where you will… face higher risk of being struck down? I mean, if you die we’ll be forced to reset but still

Oh good she’s blue immediately

Perfect let’s recruit our resident abomination

Make up your mind, are you excited or not

Wait, were YOU the hostage? How did you get out? Did they seriously not notice you were gone? Anyway Cia cries a bit and then joins up.

No speed/10

Kelik is doing pretty poorly actually, he’s worthless unless he uses his prf sword

speed/10

speeeeeeed

Zach’s safe, for some reason

can’t even oneround a loldier…

Hmm we DID just get handed 8000G for no reason

someone told me there’s a free one next chapter but WE PLAYIN BLIND HERE

This is the boss. Are you fucking kidding me Asch onerounds her at base.
But we’re not killing her just yet, that knight has to go

Good. Now get speed.

Ok, now you can die

Except they just sort of missed at each other for a bit

Look, lady. Everyone else is dead, you get onerounded by Asch, you’re not even getting terrain bonuses from that throne because you’re a fucking flier, and I just stole your Delphi Shield.

Speaking of which, we’re a little short on cash after buying that member card…

And then:

Yeah you can finally not suck any more. Because you’re dead.

wow rude

right, we’re done here

NOPE
WE’RE DONE HERE

NOPE
STOP

that’s more like it

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Welp, who needs Circle’s update anyway?

Chapter 15 here we go!

…What?

God Dammit Kelik, don’t start this shit so early…


Edge intensifies

One totally not an Erik replacement later…

Don’t trust that devious…

NO! NO! I HAVE TO SKIP THE FUCKING MOST EDGY SCENE IN ALL OF TLP! THIS IS WHY I WANTED TO PLAY THIS CHAPTER! AND NOW ITS RUINED! NOOOOOOOOOO!

Dammit Sigurd, stop mocking me in my time of crisis…

After Preperations

Oh hey, he’s back.

Did… did Kelik edge so much he broke my game? Damn, I didn’t even know such edge levels were possible!

Excellent advice Blazer! I think I’ll use it!

Here is the lesser known edgy swordsman of the game. Comes with our nice old Killing Edge, a handy weapon in many circumstances.

Huzzah!

Hurrah for Secrets! If only they were actually useful!

Ayy Lmao!

Are you fucking…

God Dammit Circles, you fell for Blazer’s trap!

Eri… uhh, Perry here is very scary indeed. He has impressive stats all around the board, and is a formidable foe. (Also dammit Blazer his collar is transparent…)

Cia pls, be amazing

Oof, Killing Edges are scary. Thankfully, Cia would have survived either way. But still.

Ah yes, this custom animation is very… interesting to say the least. The promoted animation is probably the worst animation in TLP, to be honest.

God dammit. Fucking crit weapons…

RIP Tekun “The Immortal Soldier” Edgeworth…

Meanwhile, with Kelik

“Nah, fuck this fighting shit, dodging is for losers”

Sadly, Kelik has many deep wounds. And as a result he must chug an elixir.

WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!

Who’s Ben? At any rate, we have another healer. And more importantly, we have that ring…

And guess who wants that ring!

Aww yeah, promoted Healer time!

…What do you mean you didn’t expect me to be helpful?

Oh hey, Supports!

…No thanks

Speedy/10

Kelik pls, you’re supposed to be the OP one…

“Effective”

Judgement has arrived, and it has a blue halo!

Kelik’s deep wounds never heal, but I can try and try again!

Dammit Itsuke, you’re going to get murdered very soon…

Hey, Mag is good

CHAMP IN THE MAKING!

Uh oh, scary bo…

Oh wait, that line doesn’t fit the mood at all. This isn’t scary at all!

THIS IS SCARY!

Jeez, he has a stupid amount of Res and Defense!

Even promoted unit can’t hurt much!

Come on Chip…

KEVIN PULLS IT THROUGH!

SUCK IT!

You earned that speed point Kevin. Feel proud

You know what? You earned this Lance too. I’m not going to drop this one.

Grr…

Emma has a TON of defense. It’s actually kinda silly.

If you’re lucky, you might get benched. If you’re unlucky, Zim might kill you.

Noice

And the final unit of the chapter…

Very nice!

God dammit, it’s the stupid story…

Are the two mutually exclusive? I thought a load of Monarchs in peaceful times had wealth and power!

Dude, that’s rude. He can hear you!

Oh man, that’s even ruder!

Edge intensifies

RIP that guy

Kelik! He had a family!

(I’ll let this scene speak for itself…)

The fuck does that even mean?

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Wasn’t there another scene after this chapter with the shitty hero animation

That’s the next map.

You know, memory recalls that I once commented on a video Blazer uploaded of the Ch. 15 end and I actually praised Kelik for his actions against Perry. Oh child, how naïve I was.


THIS IS ART! A PAINTING OF THE SOUL!

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Yep

https://www.youtube.com/watch ?v=lSmWTmu9Hp0
Copy paste this and remove the space between the watch and ?

Good old Portrait of Ruin

because that’s where I know that from

Chapter 16

Poor Roarik. Doesn’t know he’s actually got heartburn.

DOWN WITH ARCH!

Did…did they just steal each other’s opinions in the space of a few seconds?
I feel like this is an episode of “Rabbit season! Duck season!”

Oh look, it’s Syncophant Central.

Nooo! Come back, Sir Boots!

I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

Nah, you’re on ferrying duty as far as I’m concerned. If that.

Zach starts us off with a bad level.

You want a mage-killer, Ben? THIS is a mage-killer!

Karina rescue-drops Cia into enemy territory and gets out of the way…except that asshole has a longbow. And someone has seen fit to get rid of our only Delphi Shield, for the time being.
Oh well, she can take it.

Kevin, too, wishes to become a mage-killer.

Cia sees Zach’s shitty level and one-ups him.

Oddly enough, the longbow archer went for him instead of Karina.

Ow.

OW.

I was not expecting to have to do this, Cia!

Well, they’re important stats. You pass, for now.

Good. Give Cia more experience.

Much better, you two.

Yay! Inanna and some useless scrub that stole our energy ring in Shon Mode are back.

Good-bye, annoying longbow guy!

Just a reminder of Inanna’s stats. Looking pretty damn good under Wan’s tender care.

Strength! You need strength, you abomination!

Yeah, you’ve got the right idea!

Ok, sure. Best staffbot.

Inanna visits the only house on the map and meets the only woman in Solum that doesn’t understand “Location, location, location”.

I put you on a forest for a reason. The reason was not to get struck by lightn-…oh. Right. Ooops.

Not for you, there ain’t. But I’ll take the emblem weapons off of your hands!

No! Cia’s first level was not a good example!

Risk it? Of course! What could go wrong?

I’ll even top him off so there’s absolutely no risk of him dying.

That is a very dodgy Anakin…with not much else.

Uh…I forgot to look at this guy’s weapons…

NO RISK OF HIM DYING WHATSOEVER, NO SIRREE.

Speed is good.

ONLY speed is…not very good.

Yes, this was in the same turn. No, I did not RNG abuse. Yes, I am good at this game.

Zach even gets a nice level from his near-death experience on the next turn.

I risk it, and he hits. Nothing major happened afterwards.

Not sure I like these odds. But hey, I can chip the guy down while I get supports.

Althares-Kelik B.

Zach chips a knight, and…ok.

“Nightmare fuel!” (Tamiko x Cia C support)

Zach’s actually going to chip at Roarik, with Anakin’s motivation and Tamiko’s staves nearby, just in case.

Dude, you need some serious magic.

Ok, and ew.

Kelik-Anakin C support.

Zach finishes off Roarik and goes out with a whimper. Cia helped, otherwise I’d still be there probably.

We could have taken her prisoner or something, ya know. Turn her over to Alexia’s military and pick her up once we were done. But Edgelord Supreme doesn’t consider any alternatives.

On the other hand, Roarik’s got his own load of WTF-baggage.

Say, it’s Sameface McGee!

mov r0,Zeros
mvn r0,r0

Voila! No more zeros. Only ones.

Why the hell would you have a gang of assassins under your employ if you can’t give them orders?

Poor bastard.

…WHY THE HELL DID YOU NEED TO KILL THAT GUY? HE HAD A FAMILY!

Oh, no.

Well…there have been some casualties. No one you’d know about.

Come with us, Sir Boots!

Anakin asking the tough questions.

Ooh, that’s cold.

WHEN SUDDENLY…

IT’S RENAULT! HI RENAULT! Llove what you did with your hair!

But Sir Boots could take you on, no problem.

Oh dear.

Kelik sheds a single, manly tear.

SUDDENLY, VOICE ACTING!

Actually, only Kelik has a fire affinity. Anakin has…light?

Actually, it, uh, kind of is.

But it seems our merry band of heroes lives to fight another day. Hooray!

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The Last Promise??