Was scrolling through the thread at like 6am and realized I never posted the item idea I had. Probably way too late at this point, but here:
Ferret: its a ferret! Grants [Steal] (free action). Stacks with [Steal], allowing you to steal twice in 1 turn.
Note: I may be stupid,
That’s very cool honey now when are you going to come back from the gas station, your parents just came over and we’re waiting on you before dinner starts
rye is busy giving girth to a new hack
Rye, give birth to Robin.
I swear on Lesk’s left nut that you all will Dies
Sorry I am not in dies emblem so.
Lesk…
Wait why is “Penis Gnomes” listed on the bingo? WTF is that? Some slanesh shit?
A while back I made the intro post a publicly editable wiki, and that was one of the changes I couldn’t undo lmao
sorry buddy you died on the crash, my left nut can’t save you
something something killer lance has a self-reinforced name something something I am one with the propaganda
W h a t .
I had gone and bolded out letters to spell “Audhulma” back then. Some people even found it!
oh that was me sory
Hello everyone.
Unfortunately, it seems that BigMood has passed away due to an ancient, esoteric Chinese disease known as 离姑妈.
As such, in the abscence of our great leader, I have tasked myself with taking over Dies Emblem development.
However, the scheming eunuchs, lead by Pink Gold SigmaRaven, of the Diesperial court have backed a rival claimant to the Dies throne, and are intent in stopping me from ascending the Heavenly Jade Lunar Scrotum-Throne.
Moreover, the pernicious rebels to the west, lead by famous generals @LeskLyfeld and @Hatsuru under King 你妈 of 操 dare encroach upon our kingdom.
Thus, I am calling upon all peasants of the Jianghu (Dies Edition) to band together so we can behead the scheming eunuchs and evil rebels to the west in order to restore harmony and friday night shoujo manga discussion to Dies Emblem.
Death to the traitors and glory to the Imperial Sword Justice Honor Dynasty!
I’ll be the one to find the Dies Piece, and become King of the Ryerates.
How will this affect dies development?
This does not affect dies development.
It’s over for Dies I have the Dies Emblem its only a matter of time before I send thousands of treacherous eunuchs to Sigmaraven’s castle
What do you mean it’s only a matter of time, are you not sending them yet?
Losing the element of surprise…
They don’t know
Ru dares send the ten V-Eunuchs to the Ravenous Emperor’s above? I ponder whether this is truly a wise move for the future of the Dies Dynasty.
No matter, this shall be taken care of the only way I know how. They must overdose in Monster now that I am free of it.