Dies Emblem [Complete.]

I would eat it too if it was inside a Monster

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smh when are they making the Monster monster boss chapter

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vs Lesk

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What would be the anti-monster drink

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Fiji water

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i think tap water would be the anti monster drink, rather than some other branded water, since tap water is generic

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I think tap water would actually be closer to Monster since it can actually kill you

depending on where the tap water comes from

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would Red Bull be the opposite of Monster?

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Red Bull would be the rival of Monster imo

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this is dies emblem material i think
So i basically appeared in one of @Zapparite’s dreams telling him to play dragon quest 3 by handing him a pc, and its sticking in my mind for no reason because its funny

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I mean that is a compelling argument

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wtf

what caused doob to get cut

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nothing, ddoob just hasn’t been implemented yet

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implementation equivalent of being leveled to 20 before promoting. i will be thiiiiis huge

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If you think about it the opposite of Monster is vodka

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how so?

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  1. Alcohol is flammable, Monster isn’t (it can be, but technicalities schmenicalities)
  2. while monster cans are suitable for use as a ranged projectile, alcohol bottles are best known for being surprisingly effective makeshift melee weapons
  3. Unlike a Monster addiction which will only set you back, like, a car or two, an alcohol problem sets you back a mortgage, your healthcare bills as well as your liver
  4. also one’s literally an energy drink and the other is, legally speaking, a depressant. make of that what you will.
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good points

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Correct. The opposite of Monster is water.

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so true yasako

so true

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