I think one of the greatest sources of joy that can be found in life is the feeling of community. I want to impart that upon all of you by trying to coax you rattling marble sacks into doing some of my work for me.
Frankly speaking, Dies does not have enough stupid holdables. There’s not even 20 real ones and most of them are boring, and anyone who’s played TMGC knows that batshit holdables form one of the pillars of testicle-searing gameplay, alongside insane mobility and pure unadulterated horseshit mechanics.
Therefore, submit me your best ideas for ill-considered and downright unbalanced held items and I’ll use the best ones to buff your inventories, or the inventories of some absolute garbage unit of your choice if your inventory is already full.