What would you rather, what would you rather.
I hate that whenever I hear of this prompt it's always two things that are completely different from one another, like, would you rather have a giraffe for a tongue or have to shit coal for the rest of your life, it's just two incomparable scenarios.
I believe, honestly, that the 'game' is better if you do something that's more comparable, something like, "would you rather cock pubes or arse pubes in your breakfast bowl?"
I mean, personally, I'm not good at this one, I don't have hair down there to compare. No, it's not weird, I also shave my feet, also no, that does not make me gay, I may like pink, pluck my eyebrows and cut my own hair but I still love me some mad puss'.
And that's not mad as in good, that's mad as in if I stop thrusting it calls me a cunt.