It’s a new category, courtesy of interm-turned-life dictator. I’m starting to think @CT075 is replaying Caesar’s story…
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after tasting from the tree of power
my thirst has yet begun
so the question remains
will i be expelled from the garden
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Probably not because you’re the only one that can install plugins.
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as Mary Antoinette would say
let him have cake.
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(’< ’ )
caw caw
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His stranglehold is ironclad. You’re an Admin now, Cam. So woo, permanent promotion. Go nuts. But not really. But actually go nuts. But actually actually not really.
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Quick! Brick the servers to an irreplaceable state so that you can banish from the garden!
…Nah. That’s a terrible thing to do.
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Go nuts in a way Arch would agree with.
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heart attack averted, thank god for meta.discourse
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Did Dewey do drugs when I wasn’t looking
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Fire Emblem: Bloodlines is an allegory for doing hard drugs.
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Oh, oh, bloodlines, because they’re injecting?
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at A rank, Dewey gains access to the Gold Tooth.
Also, 400GET.
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Zombie Morva, president of the Drazocombie Union, walks into Fomortiis’ office. “We need to talk about benefits, milord. The troops are picketing for dental coverage.”
EDIT: And also cool sprites. Dat first mug is definitely OG kush quality bruh.
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can dragons even picket with those tiny little arms…?
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A week later, all the dragons had pristine, shiny teeth from the dentist’s office. When Lo! Erika attacks. All of the dragons mobilize… but what’s this?? Minty Breath! Barely does any damage against Eirika and their army is wiped out…
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thus ended the tragic tale of the draco zombie union.
on an unrelated note bonewalkers have been demanding higher wages in order to buy food as there union Representative said “were all practically just bones at this point,”
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You know who needs dental care, especially? Mauthe Dogs (or however they spell it).
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Minty Breath should be a Dragon’s innate healing weapon in some hack. 1-2 range healing maybe?
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