Chapter 22: Return of Serlis
how did I get this chapter
I have no idea what this means, because it's a CT plot thing.
Jake was just grumbling about there being too many convos this chapter, so here's Link going on about dad. Whoever he is. CDi messes up even more things.
Shanan? Yay, Shanan! ...But he probably forgot the Balmung.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the map...
Serlis is back! And he has his proper waifu now! They also picked up the creator of some memes or something along the way.
You do that, Mr. Snoop. You do that.
Order is restored. Celice and Lana are in love once again. Did I hear MC yelling at me in the distance since I didn't pair him with that darned myrmidon? Along with everyone who's here for the :wincest:? ...Eh, I must be imagining it. I hope. In fact, I think I'll get a bunch of angry PMs for this pic.
Zephiel is here, and he created a human clone of Doggo. An evil clone of Doggo. And a human clone of him, for good measure! I guess Doggo isn't a very accurate name here. Oh well.
In the name of the Waifu! In the name of the Waifu! In the name of the Waifu!!!
Note: Doggo and Zephiel may not share waifus.
The team today. Deployment is harsh.
Serlis mark 2 got a horse. The Serlis clone named Celice also has a Seliphxir. What a namewanking mess. Why couldn't we stick with one and be done?
This is already a thing. This shipper is very happy.
She doesn't have it equipped here, but she has a Shango. Remember when Celice told her that nuns and warfare DO NOT mix? Yeah, he better take those words back.
He's here too, with his fancy Doge Beil. I should have traded him all those vulneraries for the sake of those memes, but oh well.
He also has a new class! His stats are as they are, and the obvious meme is undoable as 420 > 255. And it definitely is more than 31.
He won't be carrying the team anymore, since he only has a fire sword, but he'll be alright for this chapter. He also has an auto-A with Kerry the Karla clone who I didn't change at all. Replacing her with someone suitable was effort.
We start the chapter and visit this village to run into Teq, who informs us that he is dead and the fourth wall has been broke. He gives us 65,000 gold for our troubles.
Tequila is doing well for himself. So much for being dead!
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These guys also joined our team. They'll be alright, I guess.
Virgo blew a peg up, and Sylvia stole the Shango and gave Zigludo another turn. He then took the Shango, having just barely getting the rank for it.
The results were predictable. Triple critical figures: only in Corrupt Theocracy and vanilla fe7 too, thanks guy
After getting past turn one since Sigurd/Sylvia kept getting killed, we get a showing of the mighty Shango's power. This paladin is super dead.
Snoop gets a rare shot of combat.
Virgo engages Falco. It's a one-sided battle.
He actually has a death quote. I need that signed CT copy already so I can play this legit.
Teq got ambushed, I think. He was fine.
GLAD TO KNOW ENEMY HEALERS DON'T BREAK THE GAME
Another sub-boss was easily eliminated.
Beyard reaches S swords! Perhaps there's a Regal Blade in his future.
Some chumps have a talk convo.
Good to know.
This boss here can actually be kind of scary normally. Capped magic with siege tome=heavy damage for the player. Eclipse doesn't do 50% HP anymore either, so it's more like Jugdral Fenrir. However, we have the Shango, and Lyra there is exactly OHKOed by it.
Actual boss convo? In Corrupt Theocracy? It's not much, but it exists. Also I caught Lana mid-blink so it looks like she's sick of being stuck in this game. I'll get back to the magical land of Binary eventually!
Doggo has his Deathawk, and throws it at Virgo's direction. He misses.
Lana goes and incinerates the foul Doggo clone. 132% critical: lover's criticals support bonus makes things even more overkill. The Shango really is overpowered.
Doggo had no death quote, but his death wasn't going to be the end. A huge fleet of fliers ambush and promptly start trying to hack Virgo into pieces. Thankfully, Anna didn't spite me with low% attacks landing. These spawn for a solid three turns or so for good measure! I should note that the generals to the left have Shangos.
Zane baits a flier away to help things for Sigurd.
The Shango makes even our horribly screwed Sigurd competent! Effective damage might help a bit, along with those boosts being even better then FE4 Narga.
There was a shop, but it just sold steel weapons or something and IS died so I decided to not go shopping.
We're done! I didn't bother putting in level screens since effort, but know that Lana got a lot of levels. Thanks Shango!
The Deathawk is pretty strong, but the Shango is just insane.
That makes four for the Zigludo Harem. The ending didn't have much interesting within, but who needs context anyway?
Next time on Corrupt Theocracy...
Find and replace accidents? Fog of war? BATTLE BEFORE DAWN, BACKWARDS?!