Make Dozla speak like an extremely slurry and barely intelligible and drunk Scottish/Irish amalgamation
"AYY PRRNSASS LURUCHL EYL KATTEM BLUDEE FAKIN MANSTR LYK BUTRR KAMMON RENAC MALAD"
Give some characters misaligned blinking sprites on purpose like Tales of the Emblem.
Replace every instance of the words "battle", "skirmish", "war" and variations with "sexy chess".
Replace every single one of Ewan's lines with a sentence picked at random from any Harry Potter book.
Give Summoners the same move as cavaliers and Bishops the ability to walk on water.